Wedding anniversaries can be a right cunt – especially if you’re a bloke and can never remember when the fuck it is!

Thankfully today is St George’s Day which according to the better half means it should be easier for me to remember when it is. Well, it bloody well doesn’t because who the fuck remembers when St George’s Day is? Apparently I should – because it’s my wedding anniversary. Typical circular female logic!

And every year it’s harder to find a decent card or book a decent restaurant. Yes, anniversaries are a right cunt.

29 years. If I’d killed someone, I have been out years ago – and if you’re reading this , darling, I’m only joking…

Nominated by: Dioclese