Vernon Kay is a smug, highly irritating, patronising Cunt. A shite host of numerous wank programmes featuring various fuckwitted Cretins have given this Cunty wankstain far too much airtime.

A Cheesy fucking grin and wankers haircut have propelled this vacuous Cunt onto our TV screens.

The Greedy Cunt now even does puke making fucking adverts with his dozy Mother.

Best known for All Star Family Fuckwitts and being a DJ on Radio fucking One he is indeed a proper talentless arsehole and utter Cunt.