Max Clifford [3]

Max Clifford

This is an emergency cunting of newly-convicted kiddie-fiddler (and Alistair Darling lookalike) Max Clifford. The media are referring to him as the “King of Spin”. King of Cunts, more like.

If anyone was the physical embodiment of a sinister, dead-eyed paedo cunt, it’s Clifford. A sanctimonious hypocrite who publicly damned Savile when those allegations emerged, Clifford has spent his career claiming the moral highground while simultaneously preying on teenage girls. And any cunt with half a brain could see that most of the “stories” Clifford promoted were fabricated. He damned others for lying, while spending most of his time lying too.

Well, now at last there’s good news: his career is over, his company is finished and come Friday this paedo scum is going to be banged up B Wing where he belongs. Come on Clifford, you vile cunt – prove you’re not a coward as well as a paedophile by killing yourself before you’re sentenced, you sad, sick CUNT.

Nominated by: Fred West