Tolkien is the most overrated writer since that cunt Shakespeare. Pages and pages of barely readable drivel with the occasional good scene does not a classic make. Tolkien wrote one good (kids) book but The Lord of the Rings trilogy is utter bollocks. The Return of the King is utter shite; all that fucking dross to get to a totally crap ending.

Peter Jackson is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

I’ve tried. I really have. But Ican’t get past the first twenty minutes of Lord of the Rings without falling asleep from sheer absolute bloody boredom. It’s shite. Absolute fucking shite.

Fuck knows why everybody raves about it. Why would you pay good money to go to the cinema and watch this crap? It’s beyond me. It really is…

Nominated by : Dioclese