The House of Lords [3]

The House of Lords is due another nomination. With a few exceptions, the House of Lords is filled with a bunch of political lightweights, has beens and never weres, along with morons, deviants and lickspittles, put there by various party leaders, because the one thing they could be counted on to do right, was obey the orders of their master. Most of them rarely spend the whole day there, yet they feel they deserve the £300 per day they receive, just for signing in. They simply turn up, sign in, and then fuck off again. They also get to claim expenses. And not one of these alleged Lords and Ladies has been elected to their current position. As far as the House of Lords is concerned, democracy does not apply to them, for they have a God given right to sit in the upper chamber.

Not one of those bloated, thieving, self-important cunts has a clue what the working class has to go through on a daily basis, and they I dare say they wouldn’t give a fuck if they did. Their biggest flaw, is that frequently go against the will of the British people, wrongly believing that they know better than us what’s best for the country. And they do that whilst contemptuously claiming their daily allowance, plus expenses, which comes from the pockets of us, the British taxpayer.

No issue proves their contempt for the average British citizen than Brexit. Time and again, these so called ‘nobles’ have voted against the wishes of the British people with regards to our leaving the EU. They seem to think the issue of EU membership is far to important to allow us plebs to have a say. They are wrong. Our membership of the EU is an issue that is far too important to be left in the hands of our politicians, especially unelected politicians like the Lords. And most especially since the vast of our politicians are in favour of continuing to kiss the EU’s arse, whilst handing over billions of pounds of taxpayers money.

Their latest act of treason was to vote in favour of the UK staying in the Customs Union, something that we, the British people specifically voted against when we voted to leave the EU two years ago. This a blatant kick in democracy’s bollocks and, quite naturally, has provoked enormous anger among us plebs. Numerous PM’s have promised to reform the House of Lords, but to date, not one of them has even attempted it. Now, there is a petition to force the issue, which at the time of my typing this, has over 106,000 signatures. I’m not naïve enough to believe that reform will actually happen, especially with May the Meek as our current PM, but at those ignorant fuckers in the Commons will have to debate it.

Parliament in general is in desperate need of reform. Too many of our political class have either forgotten, or are wilfully ignoring the fact, that THEY work for US, not vice versa. They swore an oath to represent the wishes of the British people, but they’re not doing that. The vast majority of our MP’s and Lords are in it for the money, serving the people they swore to represent is now something to be ignored. And since they’re not doing the job they swore to do, they have a moral obligation to quit, and make way for someone who WILL do the job. They won’t do that though, because they have no morals, and they certainly have no honour.

Since much needed reform is something we will never see, and considering voting makes fuck all difference, I’m rapidly coming to the conclusion that the UK is desperately in need of a civil war. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but when we have an upper chamber that considers itself to be above the rest of us, and the sole custodians of democracy, then we have to take matters into our own hands, especially when the commons shows no signs of taking the Lords to task.

With some Lords, Heseltine, the Kinnocks, Mandelson, etc, their reason for trying to undermine the democratically expressed will of the people is clear, they have a vested interest. Heseltine owns a number of farms and claims a shedload in subsidies. The Kinnocks, Mandelson and a number of others receive overly generous pensions from the EU. And there is another reason the Lords need to be reformed, these cunts are putting their own financial interests before the British people. If these traitorous, self interested twats succeed in undermining Brexit, I’m quite sure their will be a level of unrest in the UK that has so far been unheard of. And those pricks in Parliament will deserve everything that happens to them.

Another epic QDM cunting, (also available in hardback)

 

The House of Lords (and Ladies) 2

The House of Lords. Again……….

Not content with trying to keep us locked in the EU Customs Union, now these hateful old bastards have voted to keep the EU ‘Uman Rights bollocks in British Law even after we leave that rotten club.

Now, I can’t speak for the rest of my fellow cunters, but this was a major reason why I votes out because this Human Rights Law should have been named ‘The Scumbag’s Charter’ because in the 20 years that it’s been a part of British law not once have I ever read or seen a case of it benefitting decent law abiding people or those who were victims of a heinous crime – classic example; Peacefool filth runs over little girl in car, little girl dies from her injuries yet peacefool doesn’t get done or deported because it infringes his human rights! What about that poor child’s basic human right to not get run over by some deodorant denying cunt?!

What’s that you say? You want to deport various terrorist, druggie, criminal, rapist filth back to the cesspits from where they spawned? Good luck with that one because they will cry ”human rights” and aided and abetted by too many opportunistic Human Rights Lawyer filth they get to stay! Or failing that the cunts will get deported eventually – after a dozen appeals spanning several years and God knows money pounds of taxpayer money!

All of this is possible because some judge from noted bastions of Human Rights in various Euro-trash hellholes decide that they are above our laws!

And these washed up, never-were, never would be, vapid, Euro-mark, obsolete cunts decide ”let’s keep this shit foisted on the people, because fuck what they want!”.

…….Every time these rat-bastards make one of their cuntish votes, it’s confirms in my eyes that the House of (ultra-cunt) Lords needs to be DELETED!

Nominated by, Prime Minister Sinister

 

The House of Lords [2]

In an ideal world, the House of Lords is a body that keeps the more cuntish aspects of the House of Commons in check.

This is not an ideal world.

These rat bastards have inflicted a big defeat on the government over a key Brexit red line – leaving the EU customs unions.

No doubt this band of smug wankers are patting themselves on the back for their continued servitude and arse kissing of the rotting and rotten entity known as the EU.

I wonder…….. just what is the point of the House of Lords in this day and age?

They are unelected and apparently unaccountable to anyone but themselves.

The are the second largest political body in the world, second only to the Chinese Politburo! The goddamn Politburo of a cuntry with over 1.6 billion people! Why the hell do this small island need a political body THAT big?!

It is stuffed full of political has-beens, failures and arrogant out of touch cunts.

How the fuck are there so many Lib Dems in it? They’ve never has that many MPs in the Commons in like 100 years!

Just how much money, taxpayer money is this country bleeding out of its arse to keep these cunts around?

Just how much taxpayer money, our fucking money, does it cost every time legislation keeps getting bounced between the cunts in the commons and these cunts?!

Do they hate this country so much that they would rather see us get shafted continuously by the EU?

A lot of the Lords are all old decrepit cunts who probably don’t know where the fuck they are at half the time, so how are they suitable to dictate how this country is run?

Every time they pull this BS it surely must raise this question:

Why do we need the House of Lords?

Over to you fellow cunters……

Nominated by Prime Minister Sinister

Noble Lords

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I’d like to give a cunting to the 80+ members of the House of Lords who claimed £300 plus travel expenses to attend a memorial service for Jo Cox.

What a bunch of avaricious bastards. Personally, I couldn’t give a monkeys fuck when some acquaintance or workmate dies, and I wouldn’t dream of going to some memorial service for them, but it must take a really special cunt to claim off the taxpayer to attend. It’s on a par with the M.Ps who claimed for the cost of a wreath on Remembrance Day.

I know that the Lords is an easy target for a cunting, what with it being over-stuffed with inbreds, perverts and criminals, but they never fail to find some new way to disgust the very people who pay for them.

It must take a special kind of arrogance or stupidity to be a member of the Lords.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler