It was shite. Really shite. I was disappointed as fuck.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

What eclipse? All I saw were clouds…

Nominated by: Dioclese

95% totality? That description was about as accurate as the Tories 15 year austerity plan and as ambitious as Nick Clegg hoping to get elected.

Oddly enough, it prompted some strange behaviour by brickies working across the road, who at the moment of totality chose to bare their arses to all and sundry (no diamond rings there I can assure you)

Nominated by: Lez

UnfortunatIey I saw the eclipse and now can see nothing else. My eyes, my beautiful blue eyes………. Perhaps ’tis a blessing in disguise as I can’t find my matches.

Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon