If it was called the Paralytics I might have a go meself. Then whoosh it was orf with some legless cripple cunts on skis. Bugger me a pack of raspberries hurtling down the piste. Have been missing me blood sports of late and looked good for a Schumacher finish. Worth a punt but fat chance. Spoilsports had safety netting at the bottom and enough cunts in high viz jackets to change a council light bulb. I say play the game what.
Noted not many cunts representing the al-qaeda countries. Problem being that when the old suicide belt blows orf then the head goes heavenwards and the bollocks go to hell. No categories for trunk only winter sports as yet.
Appreciate overcoming adversity and all that but I say! Can’t stand raspberries that take themselves too seriously. Can’t take a few laughs when your leg comes orf? Then fuck orf back to wheeling yourself around on a tray and begging on street corners.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
