Oh fuck, no! It’s Sport Relief 2014, an evening of unrelenting cheap talentless shite masquerading as entertainment on the pretence of raising vast sums of money from brain dead morons who complain they haven’t got any so that over-bloated charity moguls can piss it up the wall.

Let’s cut through the bull: This is the Beeb self promoting itself as the harbinger of all things good and generous whilst filling the schedule with cheap tat.

Mind you ‘Sports Relief’ does seem a rather appropriate title for a programme presented by a bunch of wankers.

Watch something else and send ’em fuck all. That’s what I’ll be doing.

Nominated by: Dioclese