Having suffered the obsequious twat, Simon Schama, on Question Time flapping around like a twatting windmill and getting really pissed off it’s high time this nutter got cunted.

His idea of history is incredulous and he always speaks as though he’s just come out of the dentist. And the fucker earns his living in the states so how come he feels it’s his jehovah given right to pontificate on British history. He needs a real good trashing.

And to top it all the Beeb has the audacity to give the twat a series on civilisation with the aptly named Mary Beard and some other git.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit