I am the width of a gnat’s todger away from nomination of the entire world of British Law Enforcement as a huge floppy wizard’s of a cunt but am restraining myself in the hope that there may just be an unbent copper left somewhere.

However, probably not in Cleveland. Primary cunt is Cleveland police Chief Constable Sean Price, seen gurning in the Grun,who has been suspended, arrested etc: as have also been his deputy and the former force solicitor. FFS! Or something. I am too depressed to set out in detail the extent of their utter utter cuntiful condition.

Do you all have any idea how fucking corrupt you have to be to be nabbed when you are a Chief Constable?
Elsewhere some bizzies are getting nicked for child porn. If you had written a distopian novel with this in you would have been criticised as being hopelessly pessimistic…

I put it to you, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Juty…Not just cunts but stupid corrupt thieving cunts.