Sarah Millican is a mammoth Geordie cunt.

Her grating voice annoys the fuck out of me. She voices those current Tesco food love adverts on the wireless and the idiot lantern. I am sure you fellow cunters have heard these and like me, reacted somewhat badly to them.

“Howay pet, tender steeeak matoored for tweny woon days, pet. You can taste the steeak through wor ears pet, listen to the fooker sizzle. Yummy I’m off to fill wor fat guts pet with half a fooking dead cow pet”

Every time I hear that fucking advert I want to beat fucking cunthole Millican to death with a whole frozen T bone steak. Irritating, Geordie cunt.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback