Rylan Clark (not forgetting the Neal) is described in Wiki as an English presenter, television personality, singer and model.

Rylan’s “talents” seemingly have no limits, he has been a part time model (not sure for what exactly), and has been in several Take That and Westlife tribute bands in Spain, and in a Spanish boy band called 4bidden.

Best known for finishing FIFTH on The X Factor. Has presented or been in such scintillating TV delights as Celebrity Big Brother, Big Brothers Bit on the Side, This Morning, The Xtra Factor, Up Late with Rylan and Babushka. He played the part of an air steward in Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie and has also been on BBC Celebrity Masterchef.

He met his spouse (Dan-Neal) on Big Brother in 2015, Rylan being the Alpha male in the relationship. A real man’s man.

He has appeared with such talented individuals such as Lorraine Kelly, Katie Price, John Bishop (perhaps a bit unfair to John), and a truly unforgettable and magical moment with Nicole Scherzinger (Lewis “no VAT” Hamilton’s former leg over).

Link (courtesy of Basement Bob) of said moment provided here, in order for you to judge Rylan in his magnificent splendour for yourself (Ryan being the more nauseating one of the two): https://youtu.be/WGGTX5JQufU

Whilst I can say hand on heart that I have NEVER EVER watched any of the programmes that he has been on (and I do consider myself to be quick off the mark with the TV remote) it has been impossible to avoid the effeminate gormless pathetic looking toothy cunt totally.

It depresses me deeply that despite appearing devoid of any obvious talent this “Wannabe” has actually made it onto our screens, and is now considered a celebrity on the type of programme that is now passes for “entertainment”.

Every time I look at his face I just want to slap it as hard as I can, so I can do as much damage as I can to his teeth, on which he spent £25,000. This is even before he says anything, which is ALWAYS pointless, banal, crude, unintelligent and truly insufferable.

On a rival website (not nearly as classy as this one), someone described Rylan as “An annoying camp gay idiot with Hollywood horse teeth”, or even with “teeth that could chew a tomato through a letter box”.

On the evidence presented I would very much like to nominate Rylan Clark for a severe Cunting as I feel he is most deserving and worthy recipient.

Nominated by Willie Stroker