The Great British Public


Barring the odd back bencher, the whole of the Houses of Commons and Lords are disgusting, vile, evil bastards, half of whom should be in prison for corruption, child abuse, war mongering, treason and god knows what else.

Sick of this cuntry, picking on the poor. Pissing on the disabled. Blaming immigrants who only come here to better their lives (more fool them). The real problem is tax avoidance and tax evasion by the very people who oppress us, fucking bastards.

The royal family, that skanky old bitch could end poverty in Britain with one stroke of a pen but does she? The evil fuck. Hell no. All that money spent on illegal wars to get their grubby hands on oil and smack. It isn’t your money Cameron you cunt its ours, fucking slag.

We, the British, are cunts for putting up with this shit. What the fuck is wrong with us? aarrgghhh!!!!!!

Nominated by: London cunt

Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor

Charles ear

C’mon you lot, show some respect. The Prince of Cunts becomes an old age pensioner and there’s not a peep from you. Let me remind you that this man is THE cuntologists’ wet dream, and the debt we owe him can never be repaid.

Son of a Greek immigrant, Charlie is too thick to know he’s thick and yet he has elevated cuntitude to an art form. He has trumped his father’s one brain cell by having none. He has developed his speech impediment so well that only his tomato plants can understand a word he says (which is a blessing). He would have us all back as mediaeval peasants living wattle and daub hovels and on a diet of free-range turnips. He even genuinely thinks that his ginger son is the product of his own loins, when the young cunt is the spit of his real father. But, finally, would anyone but a 24 carat, cunt want to crawl over the drop-dead gorgeous Diana to poke horse-faced Camilla? I rest my case.

The cunt reckons that being the king over us plebs is like being in prison. Well, Charlie, why don’t you fuck off to a real prison? Instead of raking in £19 million a year from taxpayers and assorted peasants, you would only cost £40,000; a saving of £18,960,000 a fucking year.

Nominated by: Bolton Boy

Old Jug Ears

Prince Charles visits Cumbria

His Royal Cuntishness Charles, Prince of Wales, expects us to believe he doesn’t want to be King. Like fuck he doesn’t! Wouldn’t put it past him to push the old girl down the stairs at Buck House.

Mind you, who wants a tree hugging, womanising old scrote like him in the top job anyway? And Queen Camilla – fuck that! Well, actually I wouldn’t but you know what I mean.

Tonight’s the night. We need a guy for the bonfire.

Nominated by : Dioclese

Royal baby enthusiasts


Royal commentators – particularly Nicholas bumcrawl Kinnock lookalike cunt Witchell and Sky’s Alastair Bruce a class A sycophantic, toadying creep and a cunt of the highest order.

Flag waving plebs – standing outside the palace of cunts should also be cunted.

Let’s hope it pisses down with rain again. Cunts the lot of ‘em.

Nominated by : Anonymous