I’d like to cunt Rod Stewart – not because ‘Sailing’ is one of those songs that makes you want to cut your wrists before the end of the first bar (‘Mull Of Kintyre’ is another, as is the theme from ‘Emmerdale’), but because I’d like to see the photo above used to illustrate him…

If enough people viewed the cunting and the photo, it would eventually start showing up on Google Image searches for Rod Stewart and I think that would be seriously fucking funny because Rod Stewart is self-evidently a fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West