This little arsehole is a pop songster. He is in line for a “prestigious” pop award:
Clearly he is an Eddie Izzard wannabe with ridiculous inkings on his weak fetid little body.
Being a member of a beat combo is hardly a job for a man, it’s a boy thing – but a fucking “man” in a dress?.
Is this Mercury Prize for artistic homosexuals, or lunatics?
Nominated by: W. C., Boggs
Wimmin are such hypocrites and cunts at times, aren’t they?
When blokes used to lech over Baby Spice, Pixie Lott, or a Neighbours/PWLera Kylie Minogue, it would be ‘Oooh! Yer sexist! Oooh! Yer perv!’ and all that other prototype ‘Me Too’ bollocks.
But it’s ‘OK’ for them to lust after a cunt who hasn’t even started shaving yet, like that twat Bieber, Take That, or those One Direction fuckers. Also, how does a spotty just out of school cunt with hair like a Tiny Tears doll float their boat? Because that’s what Styles was when he was in that crappy boyband. The mind boggles…
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The last time I noticed the Mercury Prize was the mid-nineties. As relevant as the winner of the Turner prize.
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Remember when Edward II was accused of being a sodomite? All over the papers it was. Got grilled on Newsnight and had to dial down his mincing. He lost the Battle of Bannockburn to us because he had been up all night watching tea-bagging porn. When Tony Robinson exhumed his remains in 1855 on Time Team, they found a skeleton in leather dungarees clutching, “You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)” by Sylvester.
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As much as this may hurt to hear….. he’s renowned for not only being a lady’s man, but also for having a larger-than-average dick (when he was 17 he was shagging the 31 year old Caroline Flack).
Say what you like about the monkey-resembling fucker but he gets some decent fanny. He also wasn’t too bad in Dunkirk to be fair.
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Robbie Williams has also had his share of tarts. But he’s still as bent as a boomerang. Same with George Michael. Had some top birds in his Wham! days. But we all know the rest of it… And as for Lewis? He bagged that Pussycat Doll, but say no more….
Also, to be fair, every bloke in the public eyed must have tubbed Caroline Flack….
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@Norman
One of those examples is actually pretty bad. I recall some tart back in the noughties trapping off in a tabloid (probably the Sun” how she shagged Robbie Williams and that he has a 9 incher.
Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s a cunt but he probably HAS a big cock because he certainly IS a big cock.
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Well, I heard the rumours around 97/98 about Williams and a certain ex-Liverpool and England goalkeeper. Williams and his people put out an injunction to stop it going public. Had it done, it would have been a ‘calamity’.
Williams himself also admitted in an interview that he was 49% gay….
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Probably is a lady’s man and those rumours are true. I don’t fancy him, too young for me and I’m too old for him. However, if he’s that rabid and turned up at my gaff looking to make the back with two beasts then I’d need a good dose of Ro-hip-nol if he turned looking like this:
https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/international-mens-day-netizens-wholeheartedly-support-harry-styles-photoshoot-for-vogue-magazine/683939
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It’s the beast with two backs.
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That’s my autism, er wine.
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Evening Cuntologist-
Shakespeare was racist because in that passage Iago tells Brabantino (Desdemona’s father) that —
“An old black ram is tupping your white ewe”
‘Even now’
Terrible stuff. Should be banned.
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Vinyl Exchange on Oldham Street in Manchester…
The greatest place for second hand and rare records during my youth and throughout my adulthood. Now, because of lockdowns and my own illness, I hadn’t been there for nigh on three years.
I went in two weeks ago, and they had the new album on display by… Harry Styles…
The coolest record shop in town, at least it was. Fucking hell, I am getting old…
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