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Piers Morgan [7]

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Formerly the editor of a twatty, cunty newspaper, Piers Morgan feeds bile to the brain dead population each morning with the shit he co-presents. I don’t watch the trash but have seen snippets of the cunt of all cunts.

OFCOM received a shit load of complaints about the bile he presents and he was so joyous with that achievement. Perhaps someone could dump him in the middle of the Pacific ocean or feed him to the sharks? On second thoughts his body might be poisonous to them!

Nominated by Richard Swype

Piers Morgan [6]

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I think it’s also worth taking a moment to gloat at Piers Morgan’s recent sacking from the US talk show he hosted. Morgan’s screen presence and interview technique makes Jeremy Kyle look like David Frost. The former tabloid cunt has been boasting for months of his lavish lifestyle, trousering small fortunes for brown-nosing the rich and famous. And now it’s all come crashing down.

Morgan Le Cunt has been trying to spin his departure as being related to his stance on US gun laws, but this is fooling no one. The Americans might be race of obese fucktards, but even they can recognise a smug British Uber Cunt when they see one and they’ve sent him packing pretty sharpish. So Morgan has now received TWO high profile sackings: one from the Daily Mirror (for faking front page photos) and another from CNN (for being a smug and hated cunt).

Let’s hope this odious, talentless, unemployed and unemployable abortion makes it a hat trick by topping the Dead Pool sometime soon.

Nominated by: Fred West

Piers Morgan [5]

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Piers Morgan is the biggest cunt imaginable.

He’s got one of those faces that you’d never get sick of punching !!!

It’s all well and good that he fucked off to America !! He’s a money grabbing, celebrity arse licking Simon Cowell cocksucking, thieving lying cunt of the highest order!

Surely the King of CUNTS

Nominated by Anonymous

Piers Morgan [3]

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Piers Morgan is a cunt of olympiad standards.
If God had broadband he would nominate the cunt.
For publishing fake torture pictures he should have been locked
in the Tower for treason but instead the pompous fat cunt
is leering at the nation on some cuntfest TV programme, the cunt.

Nominated by Nullus Aequum