Job interview tick list for £130,000 pa Chairman of the Co-op Bank
Tick all that apply:
| Gay tosser |
| Crack Head |
| Supplied illegal drugs |
| Left previous charity jobs under a cloud of fraud and drug taking |
| Run rings around The Charity Commission |
| Labour Party Brown Noser |
| Expenses cheat |
| Proven ignorance of banking industry |
| Methodist Preacher kiddie fumbler |
| Collector of inappropriate (but legal) gay porn |
| Must demonstrate ability to lavish expenses on rent boys |
| Must be IT literate (to use Co-op email to invite young gay men to hard drugs parties) |
Don’t know what all the fuss is about. Paul Flowers? Easily the best qualified candidate.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke