Why hasn’t Oz Clarke got his own page?! Surely he’s a big enough cunthole.

Anyway Oz (Robin) Clarke is so hated he’s been banned from the area of Champagne!

Watch the drink progs with James May or Hugh Dennis and you can tell they’re only doing it for the money and not the company of shit for brains Clarke.

His only redeeming feature is he’s a real pisshead if his pisspool eyes and slurring is anything to go by.

A cunt I’d fuck right up with a punch in his wrinkled mush.

Nominated by: Donkey Kongs Balls