Hard to know where to start with Mike Love as his cuntitude is so extensive and all-encompassing. If you Google “Why I hate Mike…” it automatically suggests “Mike Love” – that’s how famous the man’s cuntery is: even Google’s soul-less computers know what you mean! I can’t be fucked to explain or I’d still be writing next Easter…just Google and see whether you agree that Mike Love might even beat Morrissey as the biggest cunt the music industry has EVER produced.

Nominated by: Fred West

Mike Love is a big cunt… The horrendous ‘Official Crème Brulee Beach Boys’ he tours the world with are a fucking joke… It was only when Brian and Al rejoined for the 50th anniversary that anyone became arsed… The damage Love has done to The Beach Boys name and Brian Wilson’s legacy is horrifying…

And Love always goes on about how ‘Kokomo’ outsold ‘Califiorna Girls’ or ‘Good Vibrations’ when Kokomo is the smelliest turd in the Beach Boys catalogue… How can it be a fucking Beach Boys record, when there is no Brian, Dennis (RIP) or Al?! Kokomo or anything else done under the ‘Mike Love’s Beach Boys’ banner will forever be shite… I can’t fathom why the late Carl Wilson was on the track? Maybe that love cunt forced him to sing at gunpoint…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside