Corporate lanyards and the cunts who wear them outside of work.

My beef isn’t with corporate lanyards per se, or indeed the wearing of them, more the cunts who wear them when visiting the pub after work, as if they’ve just got home from a Jim’ll fix it show.

There’s a couple of cunts ( bloke and his missus) who work at the same large company. They visit the pub after work wearing the same corporate workwear, that’s bad enough, but they both seem to delight in wearing their lanyards too. I’ve never understood this cuntery. I have an ID lanyard with DBS status. I wear it when required to. When I’ve left, I put it in my glove box. I can only assume that anyone who wears one outside of work is trying to say something about themselves ( cunts) “ look at me, I work for …….” .

Maybe they have forgotten their name. Maybe they think it looks cool. I think you can all guess what I think.

(Plus cunts who wear their ski jackets down the pub complete with attached lift pass from their last Alpine adventure. So you went skiing, huh? Well done. – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe