All reality TV is for cunts, “The Voice” the “X Factor”, “I’m a (has-been) Celebrity”. Programmers with as much imagination as a retarded monkey, spewing out the same old shite every year because the brain-dead population of the UK are like crack addicts, who will vegetate on the couch during prime time TV and suck it all in.

THEN they will bore the crap out of everyone at work, discussing it on Monday.

Nominated by: Captain Tripps

Will I Am is a twat and the Voice is auditions as entertaunment shizer. I wouldn’t mind smashing that Fergie out of the Black Eyed Peas though…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

…and that Tom Jones is a cunt too – but I’d shag Kylie

Nominated by: Dioclese