Those two TV cooking cunts John ‘g’day mate’ Torode and his trusty bald speccy cunt of a sidekick Greg ‘cooking doesn’t get much tougher than this’ Wallace.

It doesn’t get much tougher than having to look at your fucking ugly bald pate you former greengrocer midget little leathery cunt. As for Torode, he is just a universal Aussie cunt paste who should have fucked off back over there years ago.

What a fine pair of useless talentless cooking cunts!