Griff Rhys Jones is a cunt… First of all there’s that horrible fruity voice he puts on… He’s also one of the BBC royalty (along with French, Saunders, Jools Holland, Lenny Henry and al those other early 80s ‘alternative comedy’ wankers!).. Also, any BBC show called the Quizeum and featuring Griff Rhys Jones just screams out the letters C, U,N and T….

Nominated by: Norman

Griff Rhys Jones is, without doubt, an ocean going cunt. He always seems to me to be entirely too smug and pleased with himself. Mind you, I’d be pretty smug if I was a talentless twat who the BBC kept throwing money at. Watch for this cunt on the “revamped” Top Gear next year.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw