Graeme Swann is starting to become a very annoying cunt.

After having a makeover to rival only that of Shane Warne, using even his kids as a justifiable reason to gain votes he has sold his soul to be a strictly mincer.

Whilst IPL could be an acceptable cash cow to sell out to, what is he thinking.

I sincerely hope Tollioni and Revell Horward bun him in the showers as the cunt drops the soap washing off the fake tan just to get his mind right.

Fuck off Swann you total bell end.

Nominated by King Cunt