Geoff fucking bastard cunting Hurst is a cunt. Apparently he scored a couple of goals in a footie match 50 years ago and hasn’t stopped talking about it since. Cunt. Fucking knighthood for services to being a total spazzy cunt.

And whilst I’m on the subject, any slum-dwelling Cockney cunt who says West Ham won the World Cup is a cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt