Football

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I went to football match once. It was fucking shit. Loads of fat cunts were shouting at the retards on the pitch. I left after 10 minutes.

Nominated by: Bobby Chartcunt

Football is a boring, overrated game played by overpaid primadonnas who think they’re something fucking special just because they can kick a ball.

Nothing but surrogate warfare for brain-dead tribalist wankers. Should be fucking banned.

Nominated by: David Fuckham

Sir Alex Ferguson [4]

Sir Alex Ferguson

Fergie is a cunt. I have been a red since boyhood in the 1970s. But I think Ferguson is an old cunt….

He sold Ronaldo for 80 fucking million! And he didn’t even attempt to replace the boy with said 80 million (those Glazer filth sucked it up instead!).

Embarrassed MUFC and pissed off major shareholders (Coolmore Mafia) over some racehorse spunk (which led to…)

Dropping his keks and giving them his (and United’s) arse when the Glazers came to Manchester. Took their dollars, licked their arses, and crippled United with debt. Fergie still won’t hear a bad word against the American carpetbaggers, even now he has retired…

Told two longstanding and loyal matchgoing reds who complained to him about the Glazers to “Fuck off and watch Chelsea if you don’t like it!” (this is true!).

He bought that useless cunt, Bebe… For the price of six Bryan Robsons or seven Eric Cantonas!

Choosing David Moyes as his successor….

He has sold his soul to the devil (Glazer), sold out true supporters, and he is a judas cunt!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Sol Campbell

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Does this cunt ever shut up?! Built like a brick shithouse, yet he whines like an air raid siren. His latest comments about him being the England Captain for ten years, and not being given the the job because he is black, are total bollocks.

For a start Paul Ince was captain of England when Campbell was playing. So that’s Campbell’s ‘racist’.theory up the spout (Ince was a far better player anyway). Campbell’s claim about him being a dead cert for the England captaincy also show this giant wallflower’s self importance. To be a team captain you need guts, leadership qualities and an ability to inspire those around you (Bobby Moore, Bryan Robson, Franz Beckenbauer, Tony Adams, Dino Zoff etc). Campbell has none of these.

He carps on about how he could have been England skipper (if he was so fucking great, then why wasn’t he?), yet Campbell throws his toys out of the pram when Spurs supporters call him a poofter! That’s real captaincy material, isn’t it? What a big, whinging, mincing cunt.

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Football ranking

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The FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking Table. WTF? Spain is number one and Germany, two – fair enough, but Argentina three and Portugal four?

Wait a minute, England is 15 and USA is 13?

Ha! I take it all back!

FIFA is god! Omnipotent and omniscient!

Nominated by: Cuddling Aquarians

Spurs Fans

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Tottenham Hotspur Fans are perfect examples of cunts who can give it out a but can’t take it. There they are giving an injured Theo Walcott dogs abuse. When he’s getting stretchered off, he gently reminds them of the 2-0 scoreline and the mindless, classless cunts start lobbing coins at him. Cunts!

Nominated by: Occam’s Razor