Argentina

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I would like to cunt the Argentina team. Fancy posing with your big ‘Malvinas’ flag now, boys?!

Stick it up your arses, losers!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Never been interested in sport and glad the World Cup is over and we can have our TV back (apart from the Open golf and Coomonwealth Games and the Tour de Farce of course!).

Brazil and Argentina both humiliated. Almost worth letting the Germans win just for that.

Football sucks.

“Don’t cry for me.
No Malvinas
Stick your flag
Up your arsehole”

Nominated by: Dioclese

Brazil

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Brazil are cunts….

They are diving, cheating, elbowing bastards. They have help from the referee (how eager was that cunt of a ref to give that penalty?!). They have a Sideshow Bob look-alike as their captain. They are not fit to wipe the arses of Pelé, Jairzinho, Rivellino etc… Part of me hopes that Argentina will win it: just to piss off Brazil, piss off everyone in Brazil and piss off those bent host nation helping cunts at FIFA…. Beautiful game, my arse!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

I had come on also to Cunt Brazil. If that own goal was not so obvious (only honest thing those cunts did) It would have been swerved somehow. Slimy bow jangled dancing cunts.

Nominated by: King Cunt

( That’s enough footie cunts. Mind you, that Brazil on the right looks a proper cunt! Ed. )

Qatar

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Its time to Cunt Qatar. I’m sick of the every cunt that has NOT been paid by the Camel Jockeys, now crying that it may be rigged. Really, you think so?

Or is it because Doha is the place every cunt really wants to go to – in the middle of summer – between the Gas fields and the biggest Foriegn US Base camp? Perhaps its just that it is such a sporting nation? If you didn’t want them to win, don’t fucking enter them.

If the best cunts the UK could send in for this was That Cunt that will be King, William, and that cunt that thinks he is king, Beckham – who between them could buy a fucking beer let alone a load of votes – they deserve a pasting.

To them they are the UK – they own the Shart Tower, Olympic Village, Sainsburys, Harrods (Which the cunts use as a car park for all the lambos they drive in circles) and 50 percent of Public Listed Companies. At least the UK is safe against a building attack as the cunts own all of the rest worth taking out as well as the planes that would go in.

Without Gas these cunts couldn’t even make a fucking coffee. With it, they are buying and paying off every cunt that bows to them and mighty allah.

FIFA is the cream on this fucking cake. The farce started well before.

Allah Akbar

CUNTS

Nominated by: King Cunt

Plastic Paddies

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The Ireland team of the 70s and 80s was shit, and nobody (especially in Ireland itself) gave a fuck. Then that ex-Leeds cunt, Jack Charlton, ropes in a load of Englishmen (and the mighty Paul McGrath) to play for the Irish and they get to the 1990 World Cup. Astonishingly they get to the quarter finals and these Irish ‘fans’ come crawling out of the woodwork.

Then four years later (USA 94) the whole world is infested with these ‘lifelong’ Irish fans who think football started in 1990. They were all over the place: Celebrities, journos, comedians, members of U2 and so on. None of them ever showing any interest in football, but all of a sudden part of Big Jack’s green and white army Seriously: in the mid 90s you couldn’t move for the bastards.

Fast forward to 2014: The Irish team is shite again, once more nobody gives a fuck and all their showbiz arselicking Plastic Paddy lifelong fans are nowhere to be seen. Gloryhunting, bandwagon jumping Plastic Paddy cunts!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Gabby Logan

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Gabby Logan is a cunt. How this woman gets to present a football programme, I will never know. It is just wrong.

Logan is diabolical, and she gives Lineker a run for his money in the ‘Football Presenter Cunt Of The Year’ competition. Logan is also yet another tax dodging cunt (with other knobheads like Jimmy Carr and Gary ‘Royalist Tory Cunt’ Barlow etc).

Nominated by : Norman Whiteside