Dynamo is a solid gold cunt. Little, weedy, boring as fuck, gormless, non-blinking shit-weasel.

It’s not fucking magic you cunt! It’s a fucking trick! You are not blessed with paranormal abilities. You just spent you early years being ignored by girls, your school lunch times with your favourite physics teacher playing Warhammer, then going home and wanking over your Magic Circle monthly news letter.

You are a cunt, and what sort of name is fucking “Dynamo”? At least David Blaine wasn’t so pretentious that he gave himself a wrestling name, and he was a very pretentious cunt in his own right.

Can you imagine the fanny that little cunt gets? Boils my blood.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto