Congratulations go to one of our regulars, Cunt O’MaCunto, for correctly predicting that some obscure footie cunt who was 100 years old would be the next to kick the bucket. Frankly I’d never heard of Joao Havelange until he was nominated and really couldn’t give less of a flying fuck, but – hey! – credit where it’s due!

I was tempted to disallow it under the ‘worlds oldest person’ rule but this pool went on longer than any previous one in living memory and even I was getting pissed off with it…

So well done Cunto me ol’ cunt and we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 37.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Congratulations go to our man at the coal face of this site, The All Seeing Eye, without who this site would not be here! The Eye wins one of the longest running pools we’ve ever had and his second title. A long time coming as his last win was in Pool 7!

The Eye correctly predicted the demise of the greatest heavyweight boxers the world has ever seen, Muhammed Ali. Sympathies to Sir Limply Stoke who nominated him several times but just not at the right time!

Mohammed Ali – a man who was never held back by false modesty is no more and we move on to Dead Pool 36

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Good grief! The shortest Dead Pool ever – three days – has ended with yet a-fucking-nother win for Richard Debo Debson with his fourth win out of the last six.

Congratulations, Debo. You successfully nominated former US First Lady, Nancy Reagan, who’s been hanging on desperately for some time until her heart finally gave out!

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 33.

A reminder of the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

And here’s the final word from Nancy :