Category Archives: DeadPool

Dead Pool 23

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Blakey2

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Norman who correctly predicted the demise of Stephen Lewis aka Blakey from On The Buses.

So well played, Norman. Your Blankety Blank chequebook and pen are in the post.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 23.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Dead Pool [22]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Entopy who predicted the demise of George Cole – best known as Arthur Daley in Minder. If you haven’t read his autobiography The World Was My Lobster you should do.
Despite being both a cockney and also in the RAF he wasn’t a complete cunt.

So well played, Entopy. Your prize – his and hers matching bathrobes – are in the post.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 22.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Dead Pool [21]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead who came up on the rails to win by a short head on Sir Peter O’Sullevan. I nearly disallowed it because Peter O’Sullivan is still alive and kicking. That would have been petty just because you’re a cunt who can’t spell!

So well played, Shaun. Second scalp for you – one more to join the elite team of three time winners.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 21.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Dead Pool 20

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Christopher Lee

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Sir Limply Stoke who came up on the rails with a late nomination for Sir Christopher Lee. He died last Sunday but they only announced it today – presumably to make sure that, given past performance, he didn’t rise back up from the grave?

Well played, Limpers. You join Dioclese as a three time winner. If we had a trophy, then you’d be allowed to keep – but we don’t so tough shit!

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 20.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Dead Pool [19]

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BB-King

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Lez who correctly predicted that blues guitar legend, BB King, would be the next dead dude! Here’s a comment from ChasC :

“BB King was a blues legend. Born of the big band era, I was never a great fan of his music but his playing style managed to capture emotion with just the right economy of notes. He never felt the need to show off or fill gaps with unnecessary playing. He inspired Clapton and through him me. The many that have tried to follow him just make you realise how good he really was!”

Well done, Lez. Another fresh face on the winners’ podium.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 19.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.