Congratulations to the cunt man of Alcatraz who correctly predicted that the former England and QPR Maverick forward Stan Bowles would be the next dead dude.Bowles was 75 and died yesterday evening surrounded by all his family following a 10 year battle with Alzheimers disease.

On to Dead Pool 316

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Picks are first come and first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping pics mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5 )Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to miserable Northern cunt who predicted the shocking unforseeable death of Russian oposition leader Alexei Navalny who I am sure died in a tragic non suspicious way yesterday aged 47 whilst indetention.

On to Dead Pool 315

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Picks are first come and first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldsst man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping pics mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5 )Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulartions to LeonardoDiCunty who correctly predicted that radio 2 DJ Steve Wright would no longer be on in the afternoon having died suddenly aged just 69.

on to Dead Pool 314.The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next .It is first cone first serve.No duplicate picks allowed and you can always steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapqping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.

5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death

Congratulations to George W Bamboo who correctly predicted the death of A Place in the Sun Presenter Jonnie Irwin who has died aged 50 following a three and a half year battle with metastatic lung cancer.

On to Deadpool 313 .The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next .It is first cone first serve.No duplicate picks allowed and you can always steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapqping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.

5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the tragic but ultimately inevitable death of the former political lobbyist and author Derek Draper who has sadly died aged 56 following heart attack complications brought on by an extremely bad reaction to Covid and long Covid.Draper first worked for Nick Brown then Peter Mandelson before starting the New Labour Organisation Progress with Liam Byrne and later helped found the Labour List website in 2019 of which he was the first editor.He was caught up in the “Lobbygate” scandal in 1998 and another scandal in 2009.He retrained as a psychotherapist and published two books entitled “Blair the First 100 days ” and “life support.He is survived by his wife the TV Presenter Kate Garraway and their 2 children.

On to Deadpool 312

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.