David Cameron [16]

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While you cunts have been otherwise engaged getting gutted by the pathetic performance of that overpaid shower orf shite otherwise known as the Hingerland World Cup Squad the cunt Cameron has slipped out almost without notice news of a most dire and dastardly nature.

Noticed that Cameron is looking a little slitty eyed and yellow around the mouth? It is reported that the last time the cunt was in China he was sucking chinko cock and taking it up the arse while they stitched up a deal selling our fair country down the river. We are to have a new generation of nuclear power stations designed, built, run and financed by the chinko commies.

No need to fear a ballistic missile from Peking anymore. They will only have to push a button for a reactor to go critical near you. The yellow commie cunts will hold the keys to our most vital national asset, our power infrastructure and can hold us to ransome at any time. This on top of the ever growing chinko built and financed network of telephone exchanges and wireless infrastructure. Plus a sweetheart deal letting the Chinko National Bank into the City of London to manipulate our currency exchanges.

Other western democracies have invited the chinko comrades to fuck orf when offered similar trojan horse deals. Surely we can expect our own Prime Minister to stand up for British interests? They want a longer red carpet? It is yours oh my yellow gods. They are demanding an audience with The Queen? She could do pole dancing as well oh honoured masters.

The cunt Cameron’s reward for such grovelling treachery? The chinko’s will cough up the cash to finance the floundering HS2 rail link and so ensure the destruction of some of England’s finest fishing and shooting estates. The Quisling Eton bum boy has at least managed to master a little Chinese. The cunt has learned to kowtow.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

David Cameron [15]

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The posh twat Cameron just does what conservatives always do. Labour gets in and fucks up the economy, and then the tories get in and sell off whatever we have left to clear the debt, and claim they are fiscally responsible. Meanwhile we have to pay more money for everything to line the pockets of the newly privatised industry stock holders.

So guess what, we still get fucked!

Nominated by: The oncoming Fart

David Cameron [14]

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Cameron is a Russian doll of cunts — Every new layer of shellac that falls off this slimy sack of excrement in the shape of a human, reveals is yet another cunt inside the Cunt Cameron.

His latest fuckmupery is supporting the dead-eyed sack of filth, Maria Miller, for thieving, bullying, lying, and other Tory core values.

David Cameron is loathsome cunt shit. He says his foreign aid budget is his proudest achievement (giving our money away – £620 per household in Britain in the fiscal year 2013-2014). David Cameron is a lying corrupt cunt. The truth is most the £11.3 billion a year set aside for overseas aid goes to thieving Tory cunts acting as consultants, and what is left over is thieved by dictators and foreign politicians who are pals of the filth in parliament (and give them nice holidays and presents + cash in brown envelopes).

Cunt Cameron is extremely proud of selling off the post office cheap to his pals (thereby thieving a £billion from taxpayers). He has no shame or remorse. His time in office is all about how much he can thieve to enrich himself and other Tory filth at the expense of the poor.

Every single thing Cunt Cameron does is dishonest and corrupt. This High Speed 2 railway is bollox. £75billion to a £100billion for a journey that will be 15 minutes faster. You can smell stinking corruption of Cunt Cameron on this project. Tory filth will be thieving 1,000s of £millions of taxpayers money (just like the Olympic horse-shit).

David Cameron is a filthy evil cunt. He is a liar without a shred of honour, humanity or decency.

The motto of criminal Tory filth, under this diabolical malignant cunt, Cunt Cameron, is, “never tell the truth, never resign, thieve as much as you can from the poor to give to the rich and for yourself.”

Nominated by: Alice

David Cameron [13]

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David cameron is the most cuntbolloxing little shitlegged arsehole bandit bastard cocksucker since Tony “toerag” Blair.

Nominated by: Kelvin Ballsacre

(In the interest of equality, I would like to point out that Miliband and Clegg are just as fucking bad! Ed.)

Cameron and Osborne

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Tweedlecum And Tweedlecunt
(David and George otherwise known as the Brothers Cunt)

Malice in Wonderland

A pair of touchy-feely metrocunts who first met triple dipping behind the bike sheds of Oxford. Two priviliged ponces who have been touching and feeling each other ever since. Have gone blind screwing themselves, our country and our economy into the ground. Cannot see beyond their own piggy little snouts in the trough and their old school chums the wanker bankers.

There is no alternative. There is no plan B. But they have a plan C. The Cunt plan.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke