Sturgeon the Sexist

A ‘who the fuck are youse talkin’ tae?’ cunting for Scotland’s answer to legendary silver-tongued Geordie charmer Sid the Sexist.

In a nasty little sexist gibe, Nicola ‘Wee Jimmy Krankie’ Sturgeon has said that Bojo’s disinclination to be in the same room as her to discuss devolved matters is down to his ‘fragile male ego’. Actually Wee Jimmy, it’s more likely due to the fact that he sees meeting with the leader of a glorified town council as something to be delegated.

Nevertheless, imagine the ‘bulldog licking piss off a nettle’ face Krankie would have pulled if Bojo had said that she had a ‘fragile female ego’. The cow would have made hay at such an accusation. Claims of ‘sexism’, ‘insulting patriarchial attitudes’ etc. ad nauseum would no doubt have flowed like the Clyde.

Naturally the feministas who would have been out for Bojo’s blood if the situation had been reversed have been very quiet so far. Sturgeon being sexist, not to mention hypocritical? Well it’s an action not to be wondered at, coming from what must in fact be the biggest ego east of the Mississippi.

Not for the first time, I nominate Sturgeon as a complete cunt. It’s the Wee Jimmy we all know and love.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

If there’s one thing that’s focussed some welcome attention on which jobs are truly essential in a pandemic, then at least Covid has provided it.

The hospitality industry has benefited immensely from the various support measures but oh no it’s still never enough for the bearded cunts serving their triple mocha artisan coffee. Now they want their highly beneficial lower-rate VAT to be continued indefinitely.

The bloke who runs our local boozer quietly admitted to me that he’d had his best ever year in 2020. The combination of zero business rates; furlough support and reduced VAT had boosted his profits. He didn’t even participate in the Eat Out To Help Out (EOTHO) scheme because, by the time the first lockdown ended, his cashed-up customers had stuffed-full wallets and went for the top whack expensive wines to accompany their swans and truffles and EOTHO wasn’t as lucrative!

Now I do have time for the small Mrs Miggins’ Tea Shoppes or Fred’s Greasy Spoon that have been running through thick and thin for decades and provide a nice cosy cuppa and bacon sarnie.

What I couldn’t give a shit abaaaht are the numerous coffee chains flogging £4 cups of rubbish with such self-important ceremony, with Georgina and Millie marching through the High St holding their plastic disposable cups in front of them.

To sum up….fuck the hospitality industry.

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

Wolf Blitzer wrote on Twitter : ‘reporting from Edinburgh in Scotland, where 20,000 world leaders and delegates have gathered to attend COP 26’

Blitzer has been a journalist for nearly 50 years, 31 of them at CNN, where he is one their top ‘Anchormen’ (a la Ron Burgundy). He has Bachelor and Masters degrees. He is also, on this occasion, a Dumb Cunt.

For months, Media and News channels have been drawing attention to the upcoming Climate summit. His own channel had earlier reported that Sleepy Joe had travelled to Rome, & then flown on to Glasgow to attend COP 26.

Blitzer and his team of muppets however, set up cameras to show them primed to report on the climate summit, with Edinburgh castle in the background.

Did it not occur to them that they were alone in reporting this international story ? No other journalists ? No world leaders and; motorcades of heavily armed bodyguards ? …. no, just an old Jock in his mac, tam o’ shanter perched on his head, walking his wee scots terrier.

How fucking dumb can you be. God help us when anything to her Maj. …..

“this is Wolf Blitzer for CNN live from Buckingham Palace, in Manchester’s Moss side…..”

( Story link : Scotsman News Link )

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

The DPH including in particulat Secretary Adolf Javid and his assistant Minister Maggie Throup-Eichmann is a hive full of cunts.

A new HMG pilot scheme to ‘help people eat better and exercise more’ will be launched in the New Year.’

According to the aforementioned cunts promoting this social credit ‘initiative’

‘The HeadUp app pilot will help us better understand how appropriate rewards can motivate people to make positive changes to their diet and physical activity, supporting them to lead healthier lives’

People/pig dogs who respond well to the dictates of the new App will receive rewards eg clothing or food vouchers.

Read more shit here:

Government Link – Click at your own risk & wear a mask.

Anyone still think the mask wearing was anything to do with the Covids? Anyone still think the Lockdowns and Vakzines would set you free?

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

One thing I have noticed over the years is how we no longer have true satirical comedies or programming, from the early days of TW3 to Brass Eye, satire has broken down boundaries and helped to expose hypocrisy and cuntishness from all sides of the political divide, as an 8 year old peering through the rails of the stairs, watching the famous Millicent Martin singing “Mississippi”, I can always remember the line “where the Mississippi mud, kind of mingles with the blood, of the n*****, that is hanging from the branches of the trees”, which is a line that hits you hard, considering the Deep South in the early 1960s.

Then we have Peter Cook, a man who was not afraid to rattle a few cages for comedy, but the most sublime satire has to be Brass Eye, it satirised everything from the media to vacuous “slebs” who would quite honestly say some of the stupidest things to stroke their ego, anyone who says “a mother in Siberia has given birth to a 2 foot long testicle, that is going to die as it doesn’t have a mouth to feed”, should really look in the mirror and ask themselves “how the fuck was I that stupid?”.

Talk about giving enough rope for fucks sake!, or when Phil Collins stated proudly he was talking “nôñće sénśè”, it does make you think that in the current world we find ourselves in no wonder satire is dead, it’s the new reality, we can’t laugh at fuckwittery anymore as the whole world is a total fucking joke, that is truly beyond saving, can you imagine a “satirist” today coming out with anything as original as “the orgy of sly winking usuary, was only brought to an end by a stairwell nôñcé bashing, that left North brain dead and quadraspážžêd on a life glug”, thank fuck for YouTube, at least satire lives on there, for now anyway!

(Thank heavens for ISAC where we love satire and taking the piss. Carry on – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson