One thing I have noticed over the years is how we no longer have true satirical comedies or programming, from the early days of TW3 to Brass Eye, satire has broken down boundaries and helped to expose hypocrisy and cuntishness from all sides of the political divide, as an 8 year old peering through the rails of the stairs, watching the famous Millicent Martin singing “Mississippi”, I can always remember the line “where the Mississippi mud, kind of mingles with the blood, of the n*****, that is hanging from the branches of the trees”, which is a line that hits you hard, considering the Deep South in the early 1960s.

Then we have Peter Cook, a man who was not afraid to rattle a few cages for comedy, but the most sublime satire has to be Brass Eye, it satirised everything from the media to vacuous “slebs” who would quite honestly say some of the stupidest things to stroke their ego, anyone who says “a mother in Siberia has given birth to a 2 foot long testicle, that is going to die as it doesn’t have a mouth to feed”, should really look in the mirror and ask themselves “how the fuck was I that stupid?”.

Talk about giving enough rope for fucks sake!, or when Phil Collins stated proudly he was talking “nôñće sénśè”, it does make you think that in the current world we find ourselves in no wonder satire is dead, it’s the new reality, we can’t laugh at fuckwittery anymore as the whole world is a total fucking joke, that is truly beyond saving, can you imagine a “satirist” today coming out with anything as original as “the orgy of sly winking usuary, was only brought to an end by a stairwell nôñcé bashing, that left North brain dead and quadraspážžêd on a life glug”, thank fuck for YouTube, at least satire lives on there, for now anyway!

(Thank heavens for ISAC where we love satire and taking the piss. Carry on – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Yorkshire cricket is a cunt

A cunting for the fucking shit show that has been blown up in the media over some cunt being called P*ki

The P in question made 43 allegations of which 7 were upheld, the club decided that it was banter so let the witch hunt begin.

Yorkshire cricket is now deemed to be institutionally racist, yep that’s it, because they didn’t go full knee taking and self scourging they are the most racist cunts on earth.
The so called banter between a white player and an Asian involved the slur P*ki, the response was Zimbo ( a racist term to a Zimbabwean)

The Media have gone ballistic over this, unlike the very much muted response to the industrial scale grooming and rape of young girls by hundreds of the poor oppressed P*ki cunts.

The board put these incidents down to banter, big mistake, the knives came in before the chairman could say ‘I resign’, sponsors pull out, the ECB said that Yorkshire cricket cannot host international games.

Well the Chairman has resigned and been replaced with a P*ki

There are lots of stories on the net, here are just 2

BBC News Link

Sky News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

Hot on the heels of Sick’s nom, Cuntybollocks doubled down with this:

Michael Holding

This race baiter has been running his mouth again. This time, in the fall out regarding the allegations of historic racism at the Yorkshire Cricket club. In summary, a Muslim former player was allegedly racially abused (and it does seem he has a case to be fair, with regards to a recent report). This abuse took place years ago (around a decade ago I believe).

Now, if the other players were calking him the daki word to his face as banter, then they were fucking idiots. And yes, the guilty ones deserve to be suspended if they are still playing.

However, this is not enough for old ‘Mikey’. He wants to entire club suspended from functioning for at least a year, possibly longer.

This would punish many innocent people at the club just making a living. It would also punish the fans of the club too,of course.

But somebody said a hurty word 15 years ago so let’s close the business down.

Well I recall a few dodgy comments from Sky employees. See link.

Link to Sky story.

Well,surely Mikey wants Sky shutting down for ay least a year too then? Sky employ him and pay him handsomely to commentate, of course. But somebody said hurty words a while back within the organisation so shut it down, right?

I’m not holding my breath for him asking for that.

Holding onto racism (see what we did there?)

Plan B is a cunt

Thought you’d seen the last of these barking mad plans, zones and schemes due to the Cornavirus? well, think again.

I’m sick and fucking tired of these plans, subplans, schemes, and regulations that our wonderful leaders keep coming up with. The latest is Winter Plan B which involves masks that do nothing, working from home and pretty much closing certain businesses. Fuck me, some papers and the BBC are droning on about a Plan C that doesn’t even exist.

The papers and bunch of complete losers that are the Labour party are foaming at the mouth to get this fine chunk of planning in place. Boffins argue with boffins about what is correct, one disproves another with shonky stats and graphs and then another crawls out of some Polytechnic somewhere and rubbishes that load of garbage too.

I’ve had my vacs and I’ve had the virus, it wasn’t pleasant and I can see how it kills off the old and people who are fat, smoky and eat junk food but I fail to see how these endless plans will keep that from happening anyway? If people are determined to drink, smoke or eat themselves to death then that will transpire in due course regardless of silly plans.

I heard on the radio that a very high percentage of the NHS is constantly off poorly so I would imagine the best place to start would be to see why and get them back to work. I would also stop filling the UK with the dregs of Eastern Europe, Africa and the Middle East so that capacity can start to cope with demand.

I have no doubt that Plan B will come in to action in the next few weeks or months but I will not be going back to wearing those sill masks again….fuck you Boris and the cunt you rode in on.

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Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

A novelty cunting of a miserablewelshbastard by a miserablewelshbastard.

YesCymru (a Welsh independence movement.)

I give you Siôn Jobbins who stood down as YesCymru (me neither) chairman in July, over the “strain of the role”.

It must have been a strain to get the few hundred members to agree whether the English were stealing all our water or whether border posts should be put up from Chepstow to the Wirral. Look you.

The curiously named and spelt Mr Jobbins is a development officer at the centre for Welsh studies at Aberystwyth university. The cutting edge of Welsh industry.

To quote this towering intellect:-
“The starting gun has fired. Whatever our opinion about independence, I don’t think a lot of people want to be in a United Kingdom that has no Scotland, and I think Northern Ireland won’t stand around too long either.”

Yes, people don’t want to be in a UK without Scotland. Or at least people at Prifysgol Aberystwyth Welsh development dept. Which is the beating heart of Wales. Never mind those cunts in Cardiff, Swansea, Newport, Wrexham who couldn’t give a fuck about Mr Jobbie or Scotland. Mr Jobbie speaks for Wales. All 18000 in his organisation. Which he has left due to strain.

If this cunting gets aired. On a desperate day probably, I ask that Admin use stern sanctions against any cunt exhibiting blatant Welshism.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Admin.
This isn’t a Convid related nomination so please don’t bin it. (Given the disturbing news content, approved – Day Admin)

However, a cunting please for (coincidentally) one of its main protagonists – Dr Josef Mengele reincarnated, hero of the woke globalist media and tinpot dictators the western world over:

Yes its Dr plandemic/vaccine himself Anthony Fauci and the National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases (NIAID)

It would appear this visibly part man part reptile piece of shit has allegedly overseen some pretty ethically questionable experiments on Beagle pups while using US taxpayers money to fund it.

These young dogs have basically been used in what is a grotesque manner to test experimental vaccinations/drugs on.

This “testing” has involved delightful practices such as the pups being drugged, locked in cages overnight out in the North African desert and used as bait to attract parasitic sandflies.

It has also seen them having their vocal chords cut to stop them crying, whimpering or barking and their heads locked into mesh cages and fed to hungry sandflies.

The aim being to infect the pups with disease causing parasites via the sandflies so they can “test” experimental vaccines and drugs on them.

I’m obviously biased as a lifelong dog owner and I wonder how any so called human being can look these creatures in the eyes and mistreat them is absolutely beyond me.
I would quite happily knock ten bells out of any cunt who is capable of such criminal behaviour. (that’s probably because I’ve just finished my fourth bottle of Cider.)

I would also add that being a meat eater like most other people, I also can’t ever be a holier than thou righteous knobhead when it comes to all animal welfare and would never claim to be but for fucks sake, when it comes to out and out cruelty with zero empathy, are there any lows that these psychopathic cunts won’t stoop to.

Probably not.

Anthony Fauci – a warm corner of hell awaits you and your ilk – you cunt.

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Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

(I hope MSM, XR and AR cancel this cunt alive if the allegations are true – Day Admin)