Roksana Lecka


Allow me to introduce you to this pouting, smouldering 22 year old charmer. who looks quite wanton, by her own admission smokes vapes of a specialist nature and as a result harmed over 20 children, 7 of which she admits to.

Ms. Laska, who looks as if she should be posing for an adult magazine, like the trollop she clearly is – (those sort of selfies is another good reason people should be forced to use old Nokia 105s, which had no enhancements), gets uptight when she is not vaping. That is her defence for pinching and hitting little toddlers, that , and the fact that she and her boyfriend sit up half the night with the vapes. “She has been burning the candle at both ends” – that is a defence point for you, put up by her barrister. Well, as the judge will say, that is a matter for you to consider. I am too old – these days I couldn’t burn the candle at both ends, because I can’t find the bloody wick.

It beggars belief that young inexperienced (in child rearing that is) girls, with dubious habits should be given such jobs, but there again, we pay peanuts and get monkeys – though that of course, does not explain politicians.:-

Metro Link

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Appleby Horse Fair


Appleby horse festival, isn’t that where shit loads of thieving gypsy bastards descend on this small village and turn the place into a living hell for a week.

Fucking hell, I bet property is cheap there, or you cant sell your for love or money when they realise the place is over run with Pikeys every year and you have to dig a moat, board up your house, shop, pub bulldoze boulders into all the car parks, hide your car, dog and daughter.
Good luck residents of Appleby, hope the sweaty cunts don’t stay any longer than the fistival.

Yahoo Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Cleveland PCC


Cleveland PCC is a cunt.

It appears that the above has got its frilly blue knickers in a twist over a lack of translators to help pakîs claim compo in the wake of the riots that sprung from the latest islamist child murder spree..

Only in vibrant Britain could a foul terrorist crime by a foreigner lead to appeals for more of our money to pay for foreigners to claim public money to recompense them for…

What exactly?

How about repenting for soiling our once lovely land and hopping on the next flight to Karachi?

Quite remarkable and thoroughly disgraceful.

BBC Link

Nominated by: Unkle Terry

Dead Pool [362]

Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 361 by picking US 1960s and 70s teen idol Bobby Sherman who died today from cancer aged 81.Sherman was a singer and actor who was seen as a heart throb to many girls in the 60s and 70s.He later quit showbusiness to work as a paramedic and deputy sheriff in his home state of California.He occasionally however performed until the 90s.He is survived by his wife of 29 years.

On to Dead Pool 362

 

The rules

 

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessariluly in chronological order of death.

 

 

Sophie Ellis Bextor and the BBC [139]


In the good old days, a pop star from the 60s 0r 70s would have a few hits and have their time and be gone. It was the proper way of things.

OK, every now and then a relic from the sixties would pop up on Pebble Mill at One or one of those horrible Dennis Norden ‘Where Are They Now’ type shows. Usually sporting a ridiculous mullet to look ’80s’ and singing a bastardised synth ‘re-recorded’ version of one of their 60s hits. Other than that, they would vanish, and usually for good.

However, early 2000s pop singer, Sophie Ellis Bextor appears now to be everywhere. But, for what reason, I am struggling to grasp.

First of all, her ‘prime’ and her hits were at least 20 years ago. Secondly, she was always pretty crap anyway. Substandard disco, beloved by chavs and pooves.

But, she has recently appeared a lot on our television screens. This may be because of the cheapo BBC. For the New Year’s Eve celebrations on TV, did the BBC get a bit of modern and currently big and trendy pop fluff, like Taylor Swift or Dua Lipa? Someone to ogle while festively drunk? No, the BBC went to the bargain basement and spent the minimum on Bextor and got her to headline their show. She was (briefly) big two decades ago, for fuck’s sake. She should have been headlining in a St Alban’s pub on New Year’s Eve, not on national fucking television. Bloody hell, it’s like Twinkle (minor 60s pop singer) topping the bill New Year’s Eve 1985. Absolutely small time and laughable. Who will be headlining on the BBC New Year’s Eve 2025 Right Said Fred? Jive Bunny? Chesney Hawkes?

The BBC were once the big cheese in TV broadcasting. Now – apart from their woke lunacy – they are a joke. Doing things on the cheap, aiming low and paying end of the pier acts for what are supposed to be star studded events.

BBC Link

Nominated by: Norman