The Cost of Living Crisis

Don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of hearing these snowflake whinging cunts banging on about the ‘cost of living crisis’. The yoof of today haven’t got a fucking clue. They had it so soft for so long that they’ve nothing to compare today’s so called ‘crisis’ to.

So let’s put the poor little fuckers straight :

Petrol prices : Todays headline screaming that it will cost £81 to fill your tank. Must be a fucking big tank. But that aside, the price per litre ‘could’ soon approach £4. Let’s ignore the fact that in 2008 it peaked at £3.96

Interest rates : Shock horror – bank rate has risen to 0.5%. Fuck me, in 1979 it was 17%

Mortgage rate : Current fixed rates are high for recent times at around 6.9%. In 1979 they were 15%

Easy access savings rates : This one really pisses me off. Currently around 0.45% but not a thought for the poor fucking oldies like me. In 1980 you could get 14.5%. When I retired 18 years back, I was getting around 6.5% on my savings but never mind what that’s done to my income ‘cos old cunts don’t count

And last but not least, inflation. Let’s all throw a wobbler at 5.1% ignoring the fact that it’s base was a year decimated by Covid so not really a fair percentage to quote. As recently ago as 1990 it was running at 7.5%

And while we’re at it, don’t start me on food banks. Let them eat fucking cake! We never had food banks and we lived to tell the take. What cunt thought those up?

So what the fuck is all the fuss about. Just fuck off, get a sense of perspective and stop moaning. You parents and grandparents went through far worse and lived to tell the tale.

Know nothing, woke cunts! Run back to your safe spaces and shut the fuck up. You’re really pissing me off…

 Nominated by: Rt. Hon. Dioclese

Open Prisons

Can somebody please explain to me the point of these useless fuckers?

It’s emerged that a convicted sex offender who was jailed for ‘life’ (I thought life sentences meant that the only time you got out of prison was feet first in a wooden box) in 2000 for violent sex assaults has just absconded after being moved to one. This particular cunt, Paul Robson, has been refused parole five times and is considered a “menace to women”.

Not only that, but the stupid cunts had previously released the twat on licence from proper prison when three weeks later he attempted another rape by tying his victim up, put a pillow case over her head and indecently assaulted her while holding a knife to her throat.

Lincolnshire plod said: “Robson is a dangerous sex offender and while he presents a particular danger to women and young children, I believe he can cause real harm to anyone he comes across.” Good job he was in an Open Prison then.

For fuck’s sake, you couldn’t make this shit up.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-60370021

Nominated by Cupid Stunt the First

Anyone that says this that isn’t after them saying that they were fucked up the arse with a dead hedgehog for forty years non stop whilst giving head to Diane Abbot after eating the klingons around David Lammies arse whilst fingering a dead cats arse ( you get the picture ) are Cunts.

I hear it quite regularly on the radio and in particular this hard done by bint on tonight’s TalkRADIO who went on about something that happened to her a while back blah , blah blah blah, waffle waffle worst enemy.

No love, I can think of lots of things to do to my worst enemy than lock them up in a prison for a month.
It’s been a long day. I’m grumpy and she pissed me off.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

Barrowford Primary School, Lancashire has decided to ban meat… permanently!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17631295/school-bans-meat-vegetarian-packed-lunches/

In a letter to parents last week, head indoctrinator Rachel Tomlinson said she had made the decision to “stop climate change”. She highlighted that the livestock industry has a huge carbon footprint and that meat and dairy products “come at a huge environmental cost”. The letter concluded: “If you still want to send packed lunches, could you please consider meat-free options to further support us in doing our bit to reduce carbon emissions as a school community?”

Fuck off.

Okay…. so not content with indoctrinating our children with woke lefty nonsense and forcing them wear masks, they now want to deprive them of a healthy, balanced diet, do they?

Kids growing up today will make the soppy millennial generation and Gen Z appear lions by comparison.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

With additional (unsubstantiated) factoids provided by: Get Fucked Woke Cunts

and Rachel Tomlinson is fully aware of course that lefty woe meat free tofu has over 40x the carbon footprint of pork? Along with Nutella which is 50% palm oil poisoning children and killing orangutans and contributing to massive rainforest deforestation. Thick dappy retarded cretinous woke jump on the bus retard. Cunt