I’ve hated this cunt for decades.
He’s a mardarse, whining champagne socialist who can’t get it unless it’s a tarrytoot.
He regularly gets upset over Donald Trump,
Ends up in court for mistreating employees,
And sells fuckin bread to make a living.
He was touted as the greatest actor of his generation for playing a gurning gangster in every film.
But the only good acting I can think of is Max Cady in Cape Fear..
I can’t stand the cunt.
Over to you.
Nominated by : Miserable Northern cunt
I recently came across this article about the behaviour of fruit flies.
The scientists say that mr fruit fly, who has a skin full of alcohol is more likely to score with mrs fruit fly. Whilst the fruit fly who sticks to drinking water is less attractive.
Might it be that the fruit fly who sticks to water, is a boring, ugly cunt who mrs fruit fly would rather avoid ?
Especially if she’s a good time fruit fly, just out for a fuck. A bit like Angie Rayner, but with wings and a brain.
And then the scientist says ” We don’t think flies drink alcohol because they are depressed ” What does a depressed fruit fly do ?
Even if the fruit fly is depressed what business is that of the scientist ?
If the fruit fly wants to go down to his local, get absolutely wrecked, and then become belligerent with other fruit flies who don’t understand him, or sit in his bedroom and start maudlin. I say good of him.
Keep the scientists guessing.
Even if he is feeling a bit down in the mouth, it’s fuck all to do with scientists with nothing better to do.
If it is true what scientists say, why aren’t more women like fruit flies ?
A bit like beer goggles but in reverse, the more I drink the more women want to rummage about in my Y fronts.
Scientists stick it to what you can prove.
PS what scientists know about fruit flies is irrelevant to me, I squash the cunts with a rolled up newspaper.
Nominated by The cunt man of Alcatraz.
”Police raid barbers and vape shops suspected of being fronts for crime gangs”
Well fuck me who’da thought it. Don’t all 200 metre long high streets need 9 Turkish barbers and 7 Vape shops?
It must have taken a brilliant bit of intelligence gathering to investigate this. Or perhaps it was on Facebook.
Whatever. We can rest easy now the new breed of highly intelligent plod are on the case.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Gays (and other members of the alphabet mafia) supporting Hamas and the ‘Palestinians’ must be the dumbest of dumb cunts on Earth. And that’s on a planet that includes transgender activists, Young Earth Creationists and Liverpool supporters.
Hamas, and the hellhole they have created in Gaza, are everything the modern, posh, ultra-privileged, pseudo-left claims to hate. Hamas has created a racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic (pfft), theocratic police state. Their hatred is not of Israelis but of Jews – see Article 7 of the Hamas Charter. Women are barely second class citizens whilst gaylords can be killed for simply exisiting. There has not been an election in Gaza since 2006 and any protests against Hamas, its fascist ideology or its kleptocratic leadership are brutally crushed.
The obsessive media interest in this tiny corner of one of the most benighted places on Earth is a mystery to me. It’s hard not to think that it is because it involves Jews, the pseudo-left’s main hate group. Let the record show that I simply don’t give a fuck whether one group of religious savages slaughters another. But then I don’t spend all day online spouting racist bile against a tiny minority threatened by a fascist organisation that stands for everything I claim to hate. Get fucked.
I know tendentious comparisons to Nazi Germany are all the rage for time-rich, braincell-poor fuckwits on the internet who compare the wankers in Gaza with the victims in the death camps. Since 2005, the population of Gaza has increased by 50%. Some genocide. I am unaware of a baby boom in Auschwitz. Anyway, to paraphrase Rudolf Hess at the end of Leni Riefenstahl’s The Triumph of the Will – “Hamas is Gaza and Gaza is Hamas.”
Nominated by : Emperor of East Anglia
EMERGENCY CUNTING 🚨
India and Pakistan are at each others throats, not that I care a jot about that – unless the nuclear option happens. I’m more concerned that we have 1.6 million Pakistanis and 1.9 million Indians in the U.K. (that’s two big city’s worth – needs a cunting in itself that one) and how long before:
A) we have the predicted blood on our streets, in schools etc.
B) ‘Passport Britains’ go off to get involved and are either captured, hurt or injured causing our weak PM no end of him posturing and getting us embroiled in it all. Not to mention there would, again, be riots on our streets. Diversity is our strength, or so we are told.
Nominated by : Fortress Cuntimus