Where Can You find 10 washed up Nobody’s? (Pity they weren’t Washed up)
Including 3 Tokens, Female ex England Footballer, a Mincer & a Minor Royal
Look no Further
I’m a Cunt is Back
They Finally Scraped that Barrel, even Finding Chris Moyles in There
All Hosted by The Fuckwit Twins
Anyone for Eating Cock?
BG No Thanks I’ve Just Eaten
Nominated by: Lurt Shifter
The Permacrisis, another new word appearing in our dictionary and according to Collins is the defining word of the last 12 months.
The sad truth is that everything is a crisis as defined by the media, backed up by the ever more influential internet, Can everything actually be a crisis, how often is the word used, if you watch the news, any news, you will hear it every day, I would challenge anyone (except the Worcestershire warrior) the name something that isn’t in crisis.
The attached article sums it up very well and cunters will find the Yips amusing, the young illiberal progressives.
Nominated by: Sick of it
I usually find all the political shit I need in Starmer’s barmy army, but I have to make an exception for this bullying, incompetent, shady copyright infringing do nothng slimy excuse for a minister.
Our Grant, after having been found out in a number of dodgy businesses under an assumed name, would have been much better left on the back benches where he could have operated his scams, much in the way the unlamented Keith Vaz did.
He has had numerous and various ministerial posts, all of which he has ballsed up, but now, we come to what must be the nadir of his third rate career:
Low battery: Britishvolt on life support in blow to UK’s tech ambitions
Britain is – perhaps was – at the forefront, on the cusp, of a genuine and innovative new industry, but like TV and computers before them, what started in the UK is likely to be taken over by the Chinks, Japs or America.
The situation is this: Boris promised (I am sure in good faith) £100 million to Britishvolt to develop high volume battery production for all the electric cars the eco loonies are forcing on us. It’s a scam but we deserve to cash on it, as it is an international scam. They needed the first £30 million payment, and oily Robert Webb lookalike Schapps turned down their request, which means the company -IF it survives – will probably have to sell a majority controlling share to an overseas corporation.
How on earth did this greedy, self-centred excuse for a man become a minister for anything?. I wouldn’t even give him Minister for Culture, Media and Sport, where all he would have to have done was to grin inanely in front of the Lesbian English Football Team, and perhaps sniff their knckers in the locker room while lubing himself up for a good wank.
Just as :Labour destroyed ICL* in the late 60s which was taken over by the Japs then broken up to make it pointless, so Schapps is likely to do with this new industry and I assume Rishi and Jeremy Cunt will let him do it, while they continue to tip money into the bottomless pit that is HS2 which will allow businessmen to get to Birmingham 18 minutes quicker.
What a motherfucker!
* ICL – International Computers Ltd was an amalgam of Lyons, Sperry Rand and other small UK computer manufacturers. doing steady business which the brainless Tony Benn thought would be “better together” – he was wrong – they all pulled in different drections and finally it was such a basket case one of the Jap manufacturers bought the remains for a pittence. I know – I was there.
Nominated by: W.C. Boggs
(More here about ShitShapps and his checkered history – Day Admin Daily Mirror Archives )
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The musical genius has decided to stick he’s nose into diversity in football.
Teaming up with Adidas this race grifter plans to get more black people into roles off the pitch..
OK fair enough you might say as only 6.7 percent of the roles are held by poc.
But on the other hand 39 percent of Premier league players are black or mixed race..
So it’s best man for the job when it comes to kicking the ball. But not for coaching or management then it’s let’s shoehorn in some diversity.
Maybe look to your own profession that seems to be overloaded with blacks..
Make some room for those honky rappers you cunt..
Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt
Seconded by: CuntyMcCuntface
Second this Nom.
Never let the facts get in the way of a (good) story
3% of the U.K. population is Black and 2% mixed so by my reckoning per head of population Blacks and Mixed Heritage are over represented by almost 50%.
It would appear Michael Owuo is ignorant of this fact, or perhaps he isn’t, perhaps it’s just another free pass to race bait.
A triple dollop of cunt sauce for this cunt.
(Well paid BBC smug cunt. Divorced from Reality – Day Admin)
I listened to the latest Bottom Line programme, on Radio 4. It was on the back of that most recent 0.75% interest hike. The biggest single rise for some thirty odd years. Also present was an estate agent, who just like rest of this smarmy fraternity have not been heard from, for about the same amount of time, & a couple of financial experts made up the numbers.
There was talk of the inevitable ‘bumpy road ahead,’ with divorces already happening. First time buyers pulling out. Breaks in the chain & house prices falling by at least 10% within the next year or so, & people once again throwing the keys through their lenders letterboxes, when negative equity bits hard, giving them as a result a poor credit score, which I am sure, will be the last thing on their minds.
Even Davis, the jug eared presenter, actually sounded like he found some of this chit chat amusing. Well I guess this cunt would, in his cosy, affluent position he’s in, together with wherever he invests his money. There was one thing they all agreed on that surprised me. “Only buy something that you can afford,” was the advice.
Well if you can get hold of a fixed rate deal over the whole term, & only then do the maths, then yes. Something that they had forgot to mention.
Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe
(More info here. Day Admin – The Bottom Line )