I’ve not watched ‘Dr Whoke’ for years, but the received wisdom is that the show could be circling the drain.

Viewing figures are in the toilet, with fans apparently cheesed off with its now incessant wokery, and the word is that latest Doc incarnation Ncunti Gatwank has his eye on projects in Hollywood (code for ‘doesn’t want to be left clutching the sonic screwdriver as the Tardis gets sucked into a black hole’).

The Beeb’s been forced to deny that the show faces the axe, and the production team will no doubt try to double down and claim that recent problems are due to there being not enough ‘progressive’ zeal being demonstrated. If Gatwank is indeed off, the long-suffering licence fee payer should prepare for a burka-wearing Dr with a limp, with an asylum-seeking companion who’s just arrived here in a dingy.

It won’t matter in the least to the production team if the show ends up with an audience of a hundred; they’ll still have a platform for their loony agenda, and it’ll be somebody else’s cash that’ll be paying for it. It’s as good a reason as any I’ve heard for defunding the BBC.

Standard.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Let us have a truth is stranger than fiction cunting for the Zizian Death Cult of High Tech, Vegan, Trannsexual Vampires.

This story is bizarre and disturbing even by Cunt Engine standards.

In September of 2022 an obituary was posted in a local newspaper for one Jack Amadeus LaSota who fell overboard and (presumably) drowned in the Pacific Ocean. His body was never recovered.

Cross the continent and fast forward to January 2025, and two US Border Agents and one suspect are killed in a shootout in Vermont. At some point another suspect was captured.

From that point on these 2 stories intersect and what unfolds becomes frighteningly surreal.

The Border Agents were killed by members of the Zizian Death Cult, a group of Vegan Transexual High Tech Vampires. Their leader is none other than the aforementioned Jack LaSota aka Ziz…the Ziz in Zizian…who as it turns out is not dead after all.

This High Tech Vegan Vampire Tranny is said to be responsible for (at least) 6 deaths across the nation.

Back in 2019 before it disappeared, it seems as though Ziz and it’s associate Felix “Ophelia” Baukaut, started attracting followers when they began a kind of Vampiresque / High Tech Blog talking about hacking and the undead.

Given what I know about vampires, the blood and vegan thing seems a little odd to me but who am I to question a genius.

Anyway, Ziz along with 3 other accomplices left civilization, donned black robes and Gut Fawkes masks and went into the wilderness to write their manifesto.

From there the story gets even weirder (if you can imagine that). When they emerged, they become involved in some kind of kiddie creeper protests that resulted in criminal action against them. At the time it’s defense attorney…one Daniel Kapleovitz said of Ziz:

“LaSota seemed like a very kind and thoughtful person who cared about animals and protested against injustice.”

I’m not sure that Attny Kapleovitz is a very good judge of character. I have a hard time just getting past the whole High Tech, Vegan, Tranny, Vampire thing.
Be that as it may…

As the case dragged on it seems Ziz got involved in a murder and was forced to fake it’s own death and go underground. (No vampire / undead / buried in it’s native soil pun intended.)

Now, six years later, thanks to the capture of one of the Transpires, Ziz has been arrested and is being held in connection with at least 6 murders…including the execution style murders of 2 people (aged 69 and 71) in Pennsylvania and one Samurai sword killing (age 80) in California.

I’m going to stop now and provide you with a 2 in 1 link from the Daily Mail so you can read the story for yourselves:

Daily Fail

I say 2 in 1 because this link is a story about Zis’ arrest with a little background information. If you click the link in the first paragraph; “Bay Area vegan trans ‘death cult” it will take you to a previous story with more detailed background information.

As dark and disturbing as this story is there is some good news.

Remember Opheila? It was shot dead by police…presumably by a silver bullet or a garlic filled hollow point.

And the 80 year old guy who got stabbed with the Samurai Sword…the old guy went down fighting and shot one of his attackers dead. Ditto the bullet.

And according to some accounts, there is at least one survivor of the Death Cult’s attacks who can give evidence and testify against them.

I’m almost at a loss for words. Truth really is stranger than fiction and it seems blatantly superfluous to say that the Zizian Death Cult of High Tech Transexual Vegan Vampires are cunts.

Nominated by General Cuntster.

Likely highly contentious but to me, anyone opposed to abortion is a cunt.

bbcnews

As are Poi leas Alba but that is a whole separate cunting.

I don’t know why anyone would want to hang around abortion clinics trying to put women/young girls off bringing yet another mistake or even a result of less than legal baby making into the world?

Their right to peacefully protest, sure, their right to silent prayer, fine.
Slippery slope for other topics if those rights are lost.

But to me, the right to abort for whatever reason should be set in stone, mistakes happen, circumstances meaning any potential child would be better off not being born happen and shit happens.

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles

Let’s have a Dr. Joseph Goebbels Cunting for the left wing propaganda outlet known as Wikipedia.

Promoted as an unbiased internet repository of objective information collected by a variety of contributors, many of us have known for years that Wiki-fucking-pedia is anything but unbiased.

Well now the world knows it:

Newsmax.

It seems that if you don’t tow the Left’s accepted viewpoint your information is banned, and you are blacklisted and unable to contribute to Wiki-fucking-pedia. This ensures that only the “correct” version of things will be allowed.

So in effect, the millions of Lemmings worldwide who go there are fed a Leftist Party Line of bullshit that would make Dr. Goebbels proud.

Well now it’s out in the open and it will be interesting to see what the enemies of truth have to say about this revelation.

No doubt it will be spun as a right wing assault on the truth, promoted by racists, white supremacists and of course Trump and QAnon conspiracists.

But to the point…more and more if we want to know the truth we must avoid the Establishment / Institutional Informational complex (including he MSM) and look to alternative media sources.

The sooner we do the quicker we’ll be able to banish the Neo-Marxist Brave New One Green World Caliphaters to the outhouse of history.

By the way…how many of you find the term blacklisted to be racist? Shouldn’t blacklisted mean preferential inclusion regardless of factual accuracy? Any opinion contrary to the Left’s orthodox dogma should be whitelisted regardless of its validity and therefore, excluded.

Nominated by : General Cuntster

How many times do we have to witness witless twats get into bother in a country run by nutters?
Despite the advice of the Foreign Office these idiots decided that it would be a spiffing idea to ride a motorcycle from their home in Spain to Australia via Iran FFS. Both 52 years of age, Lindsay has a PhD in some sort of mind manipulation, err… you
would have thought that the pair had a functioning brain cell or two between them but it appears not.
How much more UK taxpayers’ money has to be spent on morons?
As ever, I would like the more computer literate to help provide the link.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Guzziguy.

Link provided by Cuntemall.