Mark Constadine


Mark Constadine is a cunt.

BBC News.

He is the CEO of Lush, a High Street chain known for its bath and shower products.

In a similar pointless virtue signalling exercise, similar to that of the British Paralympic team cunted here 10th September, he ordered the closure of all shops, factories and on-line shop in the UK for 24 hours on the 3rd September.

Why? In solidarity with Palestine, of course!

Has this largely unnoticed gesture made any difference at all? Of course not, in fact I doubt that many people were aware.

However, I’m sure the Palestinians are comforted to know that the citizens of the UK were devastated that they were unable to purchase their Pineapple Passion bath bombs for an entire 24 hours.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Being Benched


The 30th of September!

Hold the front page and save the date for this exciting event!

The Scarborough News.

Enormous link, and not so much a cunting but a clowning.

Fuck me, how exciting, an event to celebrate a train station bench!
Really? That’s the best Scarborough can do?

All, if you’re unable to travel to Scarborough to take part in this matchless event ( those with dicky tickers should not attend), I will record a candle burning from start to collapse in a puddle of melted wax.

Available free, on request, no need to thank me.

Dear Heaven, let me off this roundabout.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

The “England” Football Team [3]


The “England” football team

A fantastic result in the World Cup qualifiers for England, who’ve just thrashed
Serbia 5-0.

BBC Sport.

The goalscorers were:
Harry Kane, (on loan from Ireland).
Chukwunonso Azuka Tristan “Noni” Madueke, (Nigerian).
Ezri Ngoyo Konsa, (Congo/Angola).
Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéhi, (Ivory Coast).
And a last minute penalty scored by Marcus Rashford, whose parents came from two different parts of the West Indies.

Assists were by:
Declan Rice, (who actually played for the Republic of Ireland).
Morgan Rogers, (half Jamaican).
And Guehi again.

The glorious victors were managed by Thomas Tuchel, (Germany).

These are just the players who affected the scoreline. I’m not going to list all the non-English people in the squad.
The loony left will still tell you we’re not losing our national identity.

Nominated by : Duke of Cuntshire

Racist Recruitment


Biased and selective ironic recruitment is beyond cuntish, I stumbled upon an ad for summer intern for MI6 which is already full for applications but applications still invited for GCHQ, Deliberately chosen not to include a link but invite someone else to provide a suitable link preferably not to MI6.

But I do include some text from the ad.

“Am I Eligible?
You are eligible if you are a British National from a Black, Asian, mixed-heritage or other ethnic minority background and you are also from a socially or economically disadvantaged background* as these groups are currently under-represented in the UK’s Intelligence Services. That’s why we invite university students in their penultimate or final year of study (for the 2025/2026 academic year), who are from these backgrounds to apply.”

All I can gather from this (cracking intelligence gather I am) is that white British people are deliberately being excluded from working for the British intelligence services and to even call it a conspiracy would be an insult to the British people, or whats left of us, more like blatant and in our face force feeding the idea that us white British have no place.

Whats next? We’ve had the RAF saying no men, We had the met. police saying no whites, We had the comical rant in the Scottish parliament about white people, Will we have the fire brigades saying no whites, asthmatic inbreds preferred?

Bright Network. (Link from our under cover correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

Ted Coningsby’s YouTube Channel Followers


Ted Coningsby is not a cunt, he is a little teddy bear with the rank of “squadron leader” propping up a youtube channel of the same name.

I like to see fast jets as much as the next chap, and have been known to visit RAF Coningsby and RAF Lakenheath on occasion while working in the area with nothing better to do with time off but the ‘community’ of layabouts that follow the youtube channel are beyond belief, 5 days a week on the live chat on the live streams while listening to their puppet master drone on and on from a wikipedia script takes the piss a bit, The chat basically amounts to hours and hours of many, many people “oi oi’ing” each other while donating money for youtube to cream off the top, a cult for autistic aviation enthusiasts at best.

Cracking videos right enough.

YouTube.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles