This is when some cunt has done summat, which on the scale of criminal activity barely registers on the policing naughty scale.
Anyway, a few weeks ago, my neighbours adult son ( about 40) had too much booze+nose candy, kicked off and got arrested.

In the process he kicked and broke one of my fencing panels, which cost £16 to replace. He was supposed to reimburse me by 20th June, rather than go to court and face a possible fine, criminal record, etc.

Has he done this? Has he fuck!
This annoys me in so many ways. I don’t want to stretch the police, but by not paying he’s sticking two fingers up at me and them. Plus he’s a fucking druggie, so he should be immolated by flamethrower as far as I’m concerned.

Am I being unreasonable?

restorative

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

It’s a sad, sorry saga of a holiday dream gone wrong. Sixty-nine year old gran (they’re always a ‘gran’ or a ‘single mom’ in the meeja, aren’t they, never just a woman) Susan Edwards from Noocassel jetted off to a Greek hotel on the island of Corfu, which is in Greece you know, and then proceeded to bellyache at the lack of ‘English food’ in the place. Sounds like hell to me.

Strangely enough for a Greek hotel in Greece, it serves food such as moussaka, kebabs, fish, rice, pasta, cheeses, fruit, and (horror of horrors!) salads. You know, typical foreign muck. ‘There was no food we could eat’ bitched the old cow. ‘I have ulcerative colitis, so there’s certain things I can’t eat’, she carped, while bemoaning the shortage of her staples such as bacon, sausage and chips, all of which seemingly navigate their way through her dicky digestive tract with no problems whatsoever.

Hitting back, the hotel management stated ‘from the very beginning, this guest demonstrated their intent to fabricate complaints in pursuit of compensation, going as far as to complain about the weather’. Somehow, I can believe it.

Well here’s the thing, Granny Groan. Hotels abroad do have this unfortunate tendency to serve locally themed cuisine. If your horizons are limited to a taste for cups of tea like mother made and egg, beans and chips, perhaps you should try Margate, or better still, Benidorm. I’m sure you’ll find plenty of establishments there who are more than happy to cater for your tastes.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.

I am sure she is worthy Ron, however, having recently returned from a Greek isle I do have some empathy for the cunt. The Greeks can’t fucking cook, every restaurant and Taverna are the same. They cremate all meat and fish until its rock hard and then either stick it on a stick or shave bits off it onto pita bread. Oh then they cover it in a fucking gallon of Popeye’s girlfriend. Disgusting. Had me taking shits in the sea. C.A.

Are cunts.

These cunts are as good with facts as John Prescott was to Hang gliding.

”Vikings were not all white, pupils to be told”

”Tutors placed in schools by The Brilliant Club, an educational charity, have been urged to ditch “Eurocentric” ideas in favour of a “decolonised narrative” that moves subjects away from a Western focus.”

This is of course bollocks. Vikings were European and certainly did not include Muslims as these fucking dingbats claim:-

”The last large-scale study of Viking DNA, conducted by the University of Cambridge in 2020, suggested that diversity in Scandinavian genetics came from other parts of Europe and what is now Russia.”

Once again school kids are being corrupted by woke bullshit.

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

This intellectual giant has featured in todays news – airing his opinions about the white working class ( although seemingly he considers himself one of them).

According to Eddie, the white working class are their own worst enemy, being addicted to silly ideas like patriotism , for instance. No good ever came from it according to him, and it makes us susceptible to Far Right Nutters.

Far be it from me to contradict, but it couldn’t possibly be anything to do with their own cultural values being denigrated and suppressed, and the numbers of undocumented aliens being supported at the taxpayers expense, could it?

According to Eddie, such immigrant persons have a much more positive mindset about education and opportunity, than the native British. Yet strangely, I am sure I have seen statistics about the high proportion of unemployed immigrants, and the number of children who do not speak English being admitted to schools, who then have to figure out how to include them in lessons.

Obviously I don’t live in his head, although there is probably plenty of room – but it seems to me that he is somehow ashamed of his background and hopes to distance himself from it.

I resent the implication that I could not possibly have made my own mind up unaided about this country and it’s problems. A walk round most towns and cities here will show you those. But I clearly don’t have the intellectual capacity to decide really, due to my socio-economic background and mental limitations.

If the comments in the article are anything to go by. he is going to get a big backlash now…maybe Reform will get another surge in membership!. Well done Eddie, keep up the good work!

MSN

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

Back in the old days of the 60s, 70s and 80s, a Doctor would do their job. Undaunted by any ailment or situation, they would (mostly) be efficient and professional. You remember? The old days when they would actually come to your house when you needed them. Back in the mists of time…

However, these days Doctors aren’t so dedicated. In fact, a good few of them are pathetic.

I have seen and heard about Doctors getting all soft, like a woman standing on a stool when they’ve seen a mouse. One recent instance was a friend of mine in the dialysis unit who has also undergone dental work recently. The Doctor asked to see his teeth, so the lad opened his mouth. And, all the bloke did was take a top denture plate out to show the Doctor what had been done,. The Quack went all soft and said ‘Oooooh. Put that away. I don’t want to see that..’ The lad responded ‘Well, you bloody asked’.

Another one was when my old dad had some trouble with his arse later in life. The Doctor who was examining him got all squeamish and said ‘This is very embarrassing for me’. To which. my dad replied ‘I’m fucking loving it, me.’

No link, but the stories speak for themselves. And these sods want another pay rise?! Fuck me….

bbcnews

Nominated by Norman Link by Jeezum Priest.