The recent stuff about Roald Dahl and the “sensitivity readers” got me thinking.
If I’m employed as a sensitivity reader and I keep passing books I’ve read, it seems to me, sooner or later, some cunt is going to say……why are we paying this bloke to find naughty and offensive things and he never finds them? Let’s get rid of the cunt! So, I’m out of a job! Fuck that!
Similarly, if I am a “diversity officer” and everything is wonderful. There is no discrimination or racism of any kind….that’s what I put in my monthly report. Again, some wokie cunt will say why are we paying this wanker when he can’t see any problems and spends three hours in the pub every day? ( which I would be to be fair)
No, I’m not that dumb. I know if everything is hunky dory I’m out of my cushy job. If I can’t find a problem I have to invent one. It’s called the self fulfilling prophecy.
Nominated by: Freddie the Frog
(More info about Dahl here. Day Admin – BBC News )