We all know that political hangers-on who lick the arses of their heros and bankroll them are dubious cunts on the make, and those who accept such largesse are greedy Joe Ronces (I hope you dig rhyming slang?), so we will overlook Skanky Angie’s luxury freebies, just as we will overlook the 61 year old bespectacled cunt mincing to a Taylor Swift concert (didn’t the toolmaker allow his son to go to pop concerts when he was a boy?), but Lord Alli “Labour Peer” (which always seems an oxymoron in the party of the worker) goes above and beyond. In addition to providing free accommodation, post election win for Kweer, en familie, and over £16,000 for “work clothing” (did that include stockings, suspenders and corsets?), he gave him £2485 for several pairs of glasses, all of which, I suspect had plain plastic lenses. Kweer never needed glasses at all before he showed signs of becoming next PM. I always thought Rodders said he would never use private medicine or allow his loved ones so to do?. Why not then just get an NHS HC1 form and go down to Specsavers. In the event I remember seeing him wearing at least four different styles since he settled on those big oversized black ones, which he now wears constantly. I suppose he got that idea from Mandy (“oooh you look absolutely lovely in those, duckie”).
If Alli has so much money to burn, why not give it to a worthwhile charity, Cancer Research, British Heart Foundation, The Dogs Trust, Cat Protection or the RSPCA. Why give it to a multi-millionaire lawyer from leafy Surrey? What is Alli really after?. It reminds me of when Anthony Blair used to take free holidays from the Peter Pansy of pop, Cliff Richard, in Bermuda with hot and cold running “houseboys” A lovely gesture (though I bet there were fights every morning as to who got to the make-up mirror and Oil of Olay first). Not long after these free holidays started, Blair was instrumental in getting the Copyright Protection Act altered by the EU, extended from 50 years to 90. It just so happened at the time Harry Webb’s (Richard) first 78s were coming up to the 50 year mark.
Politicians generous “friends” stink worse than a prop-forwards jockstrap (and Alli’s probably stinks of curry and piss as well):
Nominated by W. C. Boggs.
