I remember a time when James Bond, the world’s greatest superspy, would despatch the Queen’s enemies accompanied by a witty one-liner. He raced about in fast cars, drank his martinis shaken not stirred, and shagged gorgeous crumpet with names like Luscious O’Plenty and Clitty Throbbing. Every woman wanted him, every man wanted to be him.

Sadly, all that’s changing, thanks to the efforts of former ‘Fast Show’ star turned author Charlie Higson, who’s given 007 a proper ‘woke’ makeover. Yes, it seems that Jamie B now espouses all those fashionable causes so beloved of the champagne drinking Islington socialist luvvy set.

In his new novel ‘On His Majesty’s Secret Service’, Higson has our hero sent to Viktor Orban’s Hungary, to dismantle a (wait for it) vast right-wing conspiracy to attack King Charles. I give you a sense of how things are with an illustration. Having infiltrated a gathering of the blackhats, Bond spots a baddie ‘famous for promoting COVID/vaccine/mask-wearing/5G conspiracy theories, spilling over into the usual anti-immigrant, anti-EU, anti-BBC, anti-MSM, anti-cultural Marxist, climate change denial pronouncements’. The former Tory MP’s ‘anti-trans diatribe’ had then resulted in him being kicked out of the party. Well I don’t know about you lot, but he sounds like a top man to me.

The novel then has Bond lamenting the fact that Athelstan, the far-right supervillain, doesn’t embrace diversity by including ‘women, non-white or disabled’ people in his plot to attack the new king. I’d like to think that Higson was being ironic, but somehow I doubt it.

What next for Bond then? Will the martini be replaced by a soy latté? Will he abandon the Aston Martin for a bike? Instead of blowing his enemies to kingdom come, will he try to rehabilitate them by pointing to the healing qualities of mindfulness and a vegan diet?

It’s gone beyond parody. Higson, you’re an absolute cunt, and I hope that ‘OHMSS’ goes straight into charity shop 10p a pop baskets.

Will the real James Bond please stand up?

NY Post Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

BBC News Link.

This debacle has been rumbling on for years north of the border.

Back in 2015 the SNP Government awarded a contract to build two new ferries to be operated by state-owned Caledonian MacBrayne to the Hebrides. The contract went to Ferguson Marine, the last shipbuilder on the lower Clyde. A BBC investigation last year unearthed damning evidence that the bidding process was rigged. Ferguson’s owner, Jim McColl, had been a prominent supporter of Scottish independence during the referendum campaign a year earlier. Ferguson’s quote was the highest of the 7 bidders, they were given information and access to officials denied to others, and their management team had no experience of building ferries of this size.

Ferguson’s finances were so tight they could not provide a banker’s guarantee that they would cover any cost overruns themselves. The SNP allowed work to go ahead anyway before designs had been agreed. What has followed has been a litany of failures and delays too many to list here, and the cost to the taxpayer has ballooned from £97m to an estimated £351m. The most recent cock up is described in the attached BBC news report.

The most farcical event occurred in 2017 when Empress Krankie herself (of course) launched the first of the ships, Glen Sannox. Already over a year behind schedule, the ‘windows’ were painted on, the funnel inoperative and the bow made from flat sheet steel which was rejected by the regulator and had to be replaced later.

Ferguson went bust in 2019 and was nationalised by Krankie’s mafia without conducting due diligence. Today the ferries still aren’t finished, essential work at Troon and Ardrossan ports is behind schedule and a professor of maritime safety in Helsinki where the engines were made says they may not work as they’ve been standing idle for 6 years. I suspect this has further to run.

The general consensus in Scotland seems to be that the fiasco is simply a case of incompetence. But here’s the rub. Last year Audit Scotland said it could not account for £158m of taxpayers money spent by Ferguson Marine on the ferries. Where has it gone? Police Scotland have refused to investigate the matter, preferring instead to piss about (not) investigating the SNP’s missing £667,000 – chicken feed in comparison. Meanwhile, the aforementioned Jim McColl, Ferguson’s now ex-owner and reckoned to be worth over a billion pounds, lives with his wife in Monaco.

Incompetence or corruption? You decide, cunters.

Krankie’s fake ship launch at 01.58:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbXGR9ZPt8

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Additional evidence provided by Ron Knee:

With your approval Admin, I’d like to endorse this excellent nom, with reference to the above link detailing yet more SNP financial shenanigans.

Scottish Daily Express Link.

This two-faced cunt works for the BBC as their “Disinformation and Social Media Correspondent” (a glorified fact-checker/moderator by all accounts, and probably tagged with a very nice salary courtesy of the licence payer. But that’s another story).

Anyway, it seems Ms Goody Two-Shoes, hasn’t been very truthfully about her CV when applying for a job with a US news site called Coda back 2018. She allegedly wrote:-
“June 2018: Reported on International News during the World Cup, specifically the perception of Russia, with BBC correspondent Sarah Rainsford.”

But after doing some fact-checking of their own the site found that Spring had never worked with Rainsford. And when confronted with this, a withering Spring apologised and said it was “an awful misjudgement”.

As a consequence the site showed their true integrity, turned down her application and told her to fuck off!

Despite this “awful misjudgement”, she still works at the BBC “countering disinformation”.

No comment from the BBC when confronted by this revelation of course.

News Link.

Nominated by : Technocunt

As with all progressive right-on woke window dressing, it makes a nice soundbite for the east coast liberals, Hollyweird elites and the MSM but its the millions of ordinary citizens who pay the price.

This has proved the case with New York City Mayor Eric Adams who just a few years ago said he wanted NYC to be even more of a ‘sanctuary’ for illegal immigrants.

Build it and they shall come!

And so they have. 10,000 diverse and enriched Venezuelans, Mexicans, West Africans, Haitians and many, many more are flooding into NYC every month. Of course there is nowhere to put them all so hotels, community centres and even police stations are being commandeered. Mmm…sounds strangely familiar. Protests have erupted with citizens demanding that the mayor put Americans first in a city already plagued with high crime, lack of affordable housing, high rents and a homeless epidemic.

Adams is blaming Sleepy Joe and his administration for a lack of action on the southern border but didn’t seem that bothered when small border towns in Texas and Arizona were regularly swamped by thousands of migrants every week. But who cares about some dusty desert shithole a couple of thousand miles away full of rednecks who voted Trump?

“Never in my life have I had a problem that I didn’t see an ending to. I don’t see and ending to this. This issue will destroy New York City” said Adams. It’s called a wall you dumb hand-wringing cunt. A big fucking wall.

Sad to see another one of the worlds great cities turning into a liberal hellscape.

They call it the Big Apple but maybe the tourism chiefs should think about remarketing it as the Big Turd.

News Link.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

Cunters may be aware that the Hawaiian island of Maui has recently been devasted by wildfires, causing loss of life and great damage to property and the livelihood of the islanders.

Still, the people of the island should be of good cheer, for help is at hand. Those two sterling humanitarians, Oprah Winfrey and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, have set up ‘The People’s Fund of Maui’, and recorded a passionate appeal for Joe and Jane Citizen to put their hands in their pockets and send money to help the Maui residents out.

Now okay, Oompah and ‘The Block’ have pledged $10 million themselves (don’t know if they’ve actually donated it yet), so that seems pretty generous, doesn’t it?
But hold up. Estimates of the combined wealth of these two stand at an eye-watering $3.3 BILLION. That’s right; three point three thousand million dollars. On top of this, Oompah has been buying up land on the island hand over fist, and now owns c. 1,000 acres (an area larger than the size of Central Park in New York) which reputedly has its own private fire-fighting force.

Fucking hell, these two could easily fund a whole rescue package between them from down the back of their sofas. Come to that, why aren’t they hitting on their billionaire pals like Musk and Gates, and their megarich Hollywood friends, instead of trying to bilk ordinary people already grappling with the problem of making ends meet due to inflation and recession?

Nah. Better to do a spot of very public virtue-signalling instead; you know, show the world that you’re just a couple of ordinary dudes who are there and ‘doing what we can’. Go on; demonstrate to us that you’re all heart.

Well, I say that you’re just a couple of image conscious slebs pouring more lubricant onto your already well-oiled publicity machine, and I call bullshit on the pair of you.

Cynical? Moi?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mB0BY3QxNcQ

Nominated by : Ron Knee