Here we have the insanity of the new government laid bare.

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The cunt being released supplied a weapon used in the manslaughter of a 14 year old, he was convicted of manslaughter but was sentenced to 2 years and 8 months? Big deterrent that to begin with.

But the cunt is being released early due to the government needing space in prison to lock up people who protest immigration or write bad things in social media.

It will be interesting to see when his mate who was swinging the machete around gets out, won’t be long I wager.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

are a cunt.

Please allow me to introduce to you the idea of the “walking sleeping bag”

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Call me old fashioned but if I am asleep I tend to be laid down for crying out loud. and still; well sort of. Who on earth would want one of these abominations? Even if I was one of the 6% poor fuckers that do actually sleep walk I wouldn’t want to try it inside one of these contraptions for fear of breaking a fucking leg.

I get sleeping bags I have been camping and stayed in a caravan etc when younger, but why can’t you get dressed once you are up and awake.

Reminds me of the lazy chavy cunts that go to the supermarket still in their PJs or fucking Onesies on a Sunday morning. Get dressed I inwardly exclaim to myself.

The Walking sleeping bag = one useless invention indeed. Can cunters name other such creations.

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

This is the US Vice President nominee who has been chosen to be Donald Trump’s running mate. The same JD Vance who went on record describing himself as a ‘never-Trump guy’. The JD Vance who said ‘Trump’s actual policy proposals, such as they are, range from immoral to absurd.” The JD Vance who said in a text to a Democrat politician “I go back and fourth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad, and might even prove useful, or that he’s America’s Hitler.”

Other things he’s said about Trump include “I never liked him”, “He was a terrible candidate” and “You were an idiot if you voted for him”. He has also described him as ‘noxious’ and ‘reprehensible’. So what did he have to say when confronted with all these quotes? He said “I was misled by the media and I made a mistake”. Yeah right. In other words he decided to alter his stance when it became politically expedient to do so.

He’s in good company. He is joining the likes of Johnson, Graham, McConnell, McCarthy, Cruz and all the other Republican politicians eager to exploit any opportunity with no regard to principle. They’ve all vehemently criticized Trump in the past, and he’s criticized them, but now there’s an election looming, they’ve suddenly become the best of friends.

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Nominated by Allan.

I have always thought Jermaine Jenas was a cunt.
But, to be fair to him, his ‘inappropriate behaviour’ is surely a private and personal matter. A few fruity texts is not a criminal offence. Yet the psychotic Me Too mob and cunts like Rachel Riley will make sure people think they are. Of course, some tart has grassed Jenas up

And, naturally, the much despised BBC will cover their own dirty arses after the recent Huw Edwards scandal. But is a few saucy texts worse than Lord Lineker’s ‘Nazi’ remarks? How come Jenas gets the bullet and Lineker doesn’t? Such nauseating hypocrisy. Of course, Jenas was sacked because he has ‘offended’ women. Along with gays and blacks part of the BBC’s holy trinity.

The Beeb are priceless and astounding in their double standards. They have a raging black poof in the starring role of a used to be family science fiction series. And the aforementioned Doctor Who is now crammed with innuendos about sodomy and also blatant propaganda about how great transbenders are. Yet Jeremaine Jenas being ‘sexist’ is seen as unacceptable and a hanging offence.Joke is, the poor sod hasn’t even had an actual bit on the side. But the BBC and numerous Femsatpo loonies will label him as a ‘cheat’ and he will now be marked for life by these cunts.

And this, from the organisation that employs and shelters nonce after nonce.

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Nominated by Norman.

Grauniad.

Some of you cunters may not know who I’m talking about. Well it’s that middle-aged Bristolian public schoolboy stencil ‘artist’ and darling of the ‘anti-establishment’ establishment. The cunt about whom fawning media hacks persist with the fiction that nobody knows his identity. I refuse to use the millionaire Marxist’s pseudonym myself.

So what’s to follow Gunningham’s oh-so-edgy blow up refugee dinghy ‘statement’ during Hugo and Lottie’s Annual Festival of Litter Dropping? More boring shit stencils, this time of some animals. Wow, how cool, how progressive.

There’s three David Lammys swinging on a bridge, a cat heading for a skip, two vandalised elephants (well done that vandal) and a wolf that got Rachel Reeved.
But my favourite’s the goat. If the cunt really wanted his ‘art’ to stand out he’d have depicted the ROP’s favourite in orgiastic climax shooting his load up the goat’s shit chute.

Now that would be edgy.

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(Additional links provided by our vandalism correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

With a second coat being applied by arfurbrain:

Banksy is a cunt.

More precisely, Banksy is a vandal. He goes around plastering his juvenile daubings over public and private property. It has been pointed out that the first indication that an area is going into decline is when the graffiti starts to appear and is not promptly removed as it should be. He is also a cunning con man. He has somehow established this brand of “Banksy” and the less intelligent members of society are lapping it up. I guess it’s the same people who are fans of Ant and Dec or “Strictly”. Encouraging to see though that the police in London are investigating the criminal damage he perpetrated on a police sentry box. Hopefully he’ll get a few hours community service. Cleaning up graffiti would be most appropriate.

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How is it that he has not yet been arrested? His befouling of the environment, puerile as it is, must take time to inflict. He has recently vandalised densely populated parts of London where there are more surveillance cameras than people. Maybe he’s shot his bolt this time.