Winter Heating Allowance Smugness


BBC News.

Now, while I’m not endorsing the
decision to cut the pensioner Winter Heating Allowance ( WHA), I’ve got to say that although it came in useful, I could probably managed without.

I don’t stint on having my heating on, and although I probably don’t eat as much meat as I used to, I manage.

However, I’m fully aware that there are pensioners who struggle, and articles like this, from this smug cunt, don’t help.

If I can figure out where he lives, I’ll go and put dog shit on his door handles.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Angst Over Other Nations Supplying Arms to Russia


Whinging and getting the hump because Russia is getting weapons from Iran, China, the arse of the devil etc.

yeah I know the invasion of Ukraine was a bit spazz but fuck me from what I read in the msm the western allies have given Ukraine every thing apart from the starship enterprise. We might as well go and join in probably.cheaper than all the military aid. What do our governments expect Russia to do? Damm sure that if the”west” had been a bit more helpful when so called communism vanished up its stinking arsehole we would not be in the fucking daft place we are.

But of course the reduction in super powers was welcomed by many. Wait till China starts really throwing its impressive weight around. Make the old USSR look like a WI meeting and they know how to deal with peacefuls.

The Bulletin. (Link provided by Sam Beau)

Nominated by : Black Biscuit

Paul McCartney [12]


Paul McCartney is still a cunt.

In 1988, former Apple Records press officer, Derek Taylor said the following…

‘George (Harrison) is the only one you can now get authentic horse’s mouth Beatles history from. John is, of course, no longer with us. And Ringo can hardly remember last week, never mind twenty years ago.’

Taylor was then asked about McCartney. Derek replied…

‘Paul’s word can’t be trusted on that score. Everyone knows Paul re-writes history all the time.’

And so it goes on.

Macca has now very recently blabbed about how he ‘turned down’ and ‘vetoed’ a full Beatles reunion.

McCartney suddenly and conveniently claims that John Lennon wanted a proper official Beatles reunion at some time before his murder. Now, there is no record of Lennon ever saying this. And certainly no quotes about it from Harrison or Starr. John said it could be ‘possible’ to his journalist friend, Elliott Mintz in 1974. But he got back into Yoko Fucking Ono’s grasping claw-like clutches and it was never mentioned again.

But, now Macca is trumpeting that a full blown balls out Fabs reunion was on the table, and that he and he alone scuppered it.

Funny, how he has never mentioned it before. It wasn’t mentioned in their Anthology series or book. Nor was it ever mentioned when they actully did return with that 1995 ‘Free As A Bird’ cash-in.

And it was never heard of during last year’s ‘Now And Then’ blitzkrieg.

So, this story has come from nowhere. Fab Macca Wacky Thumbs Aloft PR Opportunist re-writing history again? Just like he did with the ‘Blackbird’ song and other Beatles stuff?

Very likely,

YouTube.

Nominated by : Norman

Scaremongering Click Bait Masquerading As News


The press ( are cunts)

Publish articles that are not only click bait, but cause people to worry unnecessarily.

Take this item, for example.

GB News.

Note the word ‘pandemic’

Deliberately used to cause distress and concern and, of course, get people to click onto the article ( or farticle, as I like to call it. All hot air and a lingering, nasty smell)

Shame on you. There was once a nobility about the press, whatever happened to the Truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Modern Day Sweets/Candies


Today`s Sweets` (Candies`) Woke Manufacturers … Are CUNTS.

Facts About Sweets.

There was a time, many years ago, when all was lovely and innocent in the world. Way back then, you could buy sweeties/candies which were bursting with sugar, e-numbers, chemicals and various other artificial and probably carcinogenic additives.

And they tasted fucking wonderful.😛

But now they aren’t allowed to put in anything that is not natural. They have to make fruity sweeties out of real fruit juice. They can`t use chemical dyes to coat the shiny shells of delicate confections so that would glow in the dark like they used to; a little bit uranium-enriched industrial colouring didn`t do us any harm.

Anyone remember the pink Tooty-Frooty®? Bearing no resemblance whatsoever to any actual fruit, it was the tastiest flavour in the packet.

Of course, others have been banned outright: All the cigarette/tobacco-type confections, naturally. So now they just flog vapes to the toddlers instead – much healthier and with more profit.

Gobstoppers: So fucking big you could barely fit one in your mouth – and you couldn`t crunch the bastards either so you had to suck them for days until they attained the perfect choking radius. Far too dangerous for today’s brats, you see.

Bitter lemon boiled sweets made with sulphuric acid so strong they would dissolve the lining of your mouth – and take a couple of teeth with them during the crunching stage.

Toffees so chewy and claggy that they used to extract your fillings.

All gone.

So nowadays what we`ve got is insipid nodules of blandness, in environmentally-friendly wrappers, obviously.

And they`re smaller, for twice the price.

I can`t tell you the amount of pleasure I used to get from an original sized Mars Bar®. Now it`s just a `finger of Fudge®`. They tasted OK too.

Cunts.

Nominated by : Sam Beau