Fucking holier than thou churchgoers – especially Anglicans and Catholics. Christian charity? Not a fucking bone of it in their entire bodies. You don’t go to church? You’re a cunt. Don’t believe in God? You’re a cunt.

“Oh Christ! You’re not a bloody Jew are you?!?” Jesus saves, but Moses invests!

Fucking hypocrite cunts the lot of ’em.

Lock ’em in and burn the fucking church down. The Romans…now they knew how to treat fucking Christian cunts!

Nominated by : Desmond Tutu
(I find that hard to believe. Ed.)

Gotta say I detest alleged actors like Ray ( I’m ‘enry de Haidth ) Winstone and Bob (Gorblimey) Hoskins – lap of luxury middle class cunts who enter a ponce creating drama school like RADA and come out the other end arse ready mockney cunts. Then it’s a job for life.

Strewth guv. Wot a liberty. Fuck orf you cunts.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Men never landed on the moon, Elvis is still alive, Kennedy was shot by the FBI, 9/11 was staged by the US government and many more wacky theories thought up by these fucking idiots!

And now Woolwich and the Boston Marathon Bombing were all staged using actors and Hollywood fake blood. Try telling that to the parents of the dead kids, you cunts.

These cunts are totally, completely, utterly insane!

Nominated by : Dioclese

Avalon – the agents and producers – are the cunts to go for. They are behind the endless recycling of all these former cutting age standup comics that are now the life sucking mainstream.

David Baddiel, Russell Howard, Al Murray, Frank Skinner, Dave Gorman, Russell Kane and loads of other overpaid and seriously unfunny cunts. The list knows no bounds!

Bring back Bernard Manning.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stokes et al.

Arthritis, prostate, baldness. Can’t walk but can’t stop peeing.

Old age is a real cunt.

But at least it doesn’t last long…

Nominated by : Anonymous