Social mobility is robbed by the welfare system. If you can’t afford it, you can’t have it was the old adage, however now its ‘don’t worry, just kick the can down the road and we will see where we are in 5 years’, someone else can always be rinsed to pick up the tab. Thus meaning the class system is not what it was.

We now have something like:

Independent Class: These people have enough money to use the very same tax system that councils and NHS rely on to cook the books. Forget closing the loopholes as no party will make this happen, bankruptcy for the country and anarchy will ensue if it does. These would be the top 1%, and if you ain’t in it now, you won’t be getting in.

Then we have the working class, being what the middle class used to be. The double income families working full time just to give themselves and there families some form of independence and advantage, whilst being repeatedly kicked in the bollocks and shat on in order to pay for the new ‘welfare class’. But they won’t do fuck all about it, so long as the next payment for the white Audi/Range Rover turns up, and they get two foreign holidays a year, then they don’t really give a fuck. They repeat what they read in the MSM like it was there own, and have neutered themselves with apathy. Probably less than half of them will put down the pinot and bother to vote. Right now they are considering ‘putting another one through the hoop’ just to stock up on tax credits.

Then we have the afore mentioned ‘Welfare Class’. You know, the type who breed for a living, but demand everything that you have and worked for, but only provided that you pay for it. And these fuckers usually vote socialist as when there great grand parents actually worked, 30 years ago, they voted socialist anyway, believing the day would come when they did not have to work at all. And lo and behold, it has arrived.

Nominated by: The Captain

Ok, I’ve tried to ignore it. I’ve tried to resist the temptation. But I just can’t do it. I have to nominate GALA bingo and their fucking adverts for a cunting. We’ve all seen them. So vacuous looking bit part actor suddenly singing “GALALALA, GALALALA”. It’s inane, it’s insane, it’s fucking inducing homicidal thoughts.

I want to see the ad agency cunt who thought of these adverts decapitated, and their skull fucked by an angry baboon. I want the actors thrown into a pool full of piranhas, and I want the Chief Executives of Gala forced to wrestle a thousand hungry lions. THAT is how much I hate those fucking ads

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Not being rich, I represented myself at small claims court in front of a woman judge. She looked down her nose at me, the toffee-nosed slag, and I only got half my money back. She ignored my written proof that the defendant had promised me a full refund.

These cunts think they can go to university and learn all the rules just so they can bend or break them whenever they feel like it. They don’t know the meaning of integrity. That woman deserves cunting because she is one.

Nominated by: Allan

The entire UK media deserves a cunting.

An intelligent visitor from Alpha Centauri would be forgiven for concluding the following when perusing the mainstream media (after probing the anal passages of various American yokels first):

1/ The SNP are a legitimate and non-racist political party with a detailed economic plan for their country’s future outside the United Kingdom;
2/ Nigel Farage is a plucky outsider challenging the vested interests of the political elite;
3/ Jeremy Clarkson is a gifted television presenter hounded from his job by PC-obsessed, lentil-eating BBC executives;
4/ Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are beautiful, talented women whose numerous accomplishments mean that they deserve to live in the lap of luxury;
5/ The Premier League is the best football competition in the world;
6/ Russell Brand is an important public intellectual, whose ideas should be listened to with respect;
7/ William Shakespeare and J.R.R. Tolkien are the best writers in the English language, ever;
8/ Tom Cruise is a hunky, macho movie star, well worth $30million a film;
9/ Islam is a peaceful, non-sectarian religion, spoiled only by a few bad apples;
10/ Israel is the worst country in the world, a semi-fascist Apartheid state that gleefully oppresses its Arab citizens with impunity;
11/ Wayne Rooney is the best striker ever to play for England;
12/ Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman in the world;
13/ Believing in mythical, supernatural beings who only talk to semi-historical figures in backward desert shitholes is a legitimate philosophical position in the 21st Century, whereas not believing in them is arrogance personified;
14/ The Daily Mail speaks for the silent majority of the British people;
15/ The USA is responsible for all the ills in the world and should immediately respond to any problem, anywhere, anytime;
16/ Silly tarts running off to the Middle East to be sexually abused by tiny-cocked Islamists is the fault of the police, schools, everyone in the UK but not the fault of the person who took them on a sectarian demonstration and burned the flag of the world’s leading democracy in front of them;
17/ Liverpool supporters are the most knowledgeable football fans in the world;
18/ Skin-thin models are attractive not repellent;
19/ England will be a team to beat at the 2016 European Championships;
20/ Wearing a hijab is a feminist statement and that the entire concept of “Muslim feminism” is not a hilarious oxymoron and a joke played on some of the most vulnerable folks in our community by people who really should know better.

I could go on, but you get the gist.

I dispute all the above.

And the SNP are cunts.

Nominated by : Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Radamel Falcao or, more to the point, his agent, is a cunt…

Buiilt like a brick shithouse, looks like he’s from a western, and his agent is telling all and sundry that he and Falcao ‘cry together’ over the player’s ‘predicament’ at United…

Well, for a start, he isn’t half as upset as the fans who have to endure Falcao’s Garry Birtles impressons.. Also, is this the best we can do these days? Whatever happened to the great Denis Law, or Pancho Pearson and Jimmy Greehoff? Joe Jordan cleaning his fangs on the corner flag after persecuting the opposition? Or Sparky Hughes equalizing against the Scousers, doing a ‘bollocks’ gesture and saying ‘Pick it out, vermin!” to the baying Koppites?

Now we’ve got some foreign softarse, blubbing just because LVG told him he was shite and put him in the U-21s…. Hardly the man to lead the charge… We’d be better off with Frank Spencer up front…

Nominated by: Norman