Internet Porn deserves a damn cunting, I am old enough to remember the days when finding Porn on the Internet took all evening, 3 hours spent finding and downloading a video for free which looked half wank-worthy.

Even just browsing pictures took forever, waiting for the picture to display pixel by pixel!
Fast forward to today, fucking porn everywhere, petabytes of it in every deranged form you can imagine.

There’s a niche for everyone:

Looking for hairy Latina girls in glasses being bummed by Mexican immigrants? – You got it! sign-up today

Enjoy watching a woman crap honey out of her arse whilst dressed as Lois from Family Guy? – You got it! sign-up today

Can you only get off to lesbians masturbating for money whilst complaining about womens rights? – You got it! sign-up today

Fucking Internet Porn, it all blends in to one sea of shit and thus, deserves a cunting

Nominated by : Boaby

Anti-gentrification protestors are cunts….

Sure, people who go in to a cereal cafe are probably cunts with more money than sense (just buy a box of sugar puffs or cornflakes, you knobheads!)… But what the fuck is attacking people in there going to achieve? Talk about a soft and easy target, women and kids for fuck’s sake… If these ‘anti-gentrification’ wankers had any balls or real conviction they would attack actual government targets… Instead of just picking on soft targets and those who aren’t even a real threat….

Gutless scum….

Nominated by: Norman

Class War are about due for a cunting. That bunch of violent, soap dodging, bigoted, ignorant, left wing fuckwits. They’ve threatened to riot if Zac Goldsmith wins the election to become London Mayor. The very name of this group of democracy hating cock wipes is laughable. Because the vast majority of their members are middle class arseholes, living off trusts provided by mummy and daddy.

In a democracy, even a flawed one like ours, people have the right to vote for any candidate they wish. You have the right to vote for one candidate, or another, depending on their policies, etcetera. You have the right to refrain from voting should none of the candidates be what you want. Sometimes, the person you voted for wins, sometimes they don’t. That’s democracy, and most of us accept that. What you DO NOT have, is the right to spit out your dummy and take to the streets, damaging or destroying other peoples property, simply because the majority of people voted for the candidate that you hate.

That’s what Class War are proposing if Sadiq Khan doesn’t win. One of their leaders, Jon Rees, is a real piece of shit. He chaired the press conference, at which CAGE, that bunch of muslim filth who love terrorists, praised the cocksucker known as jihadi john. Rees is the dictionary definition of the word, ‘traitor’. This cunt literally hates EVERYTHING British. So I can also assume he hates himself.

And like all knuckle dragging, far left fuckwits, Rees sees it as his holy mission to condescendingly fight for the working class. Even if their actions cause harm to the working class. It never fails to amaze me that these clowns constantly drone on about fighting fascism, whilst using the very same tactics that the Fascists themselves employed. They are far, far too stupid to realise that THEY are they enemy of the Working Class.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

What the fuck use is bastard Belgium? Apart from chocolate and horse meat sandwiches what has the capital orf the Euro ever done for the world?

Hercule Poriot (fictional),

Claude Van Damme (semi-fictional little cunt last seen tossing himself orf in the snow flogging an undrinkable yank beer)

Hotbed orf paedo networks involving the police and politicians (only too true)

Now Le Frogs wake up to the fact that Belgium is a nerve centre orf ISIL and instrumental in the Paris attacks (always thought Paris Carnage was a night club). What does little Hollande do in response? Bombs la merde oit orf Syria. Wrong my short arsed ami.

Bomb bloody Belgium (but spare the beer)

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Cunts who “can’t chalk” a game of darts in a pub really piss me off.

It’s not that they have an allergy to chalk, they’re just too fucking lazy or ignorant to do some really basic arithmetic – you know, add up 3 1 or 2-digit numbers in your head and subtract the total from another number thats already in front of you. It’s hardly fucking rocket science, although if they buy a drink and get the wrong change they immediately turn into mathematical geniuses.

They see a game on and in true Yosser Hughes fashion think “I can do that – gizza game”.

Have they got their own darts – have they fuck, they’ll “borrow yours”, like fuck they will.

And when you go out of your way to accommodate them, e.g. sort them out a set of pub darts and say that you’ll tell them the scores and remainders to write down, they bounce around by the chalking board like fucking Zebedee or a nodding donkey or yammering in your fucking ear when you’re throwing.

I’m not a fucking social worker; I don’t go to the pub to teach remedial arithmetic or darting etiquette. It’s got to the point where I just fuck off to another pub and they can have the board to themselves.

Nominated by: Frottom