Journalists

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Journalists deserve a good cunting. They claim to be reporting the News when they are merely parroting what the organisation they work for tells them to report. Years ago you had true investigative journalists, people like Jon Pilger, Roger Cook and the like.

Nowadays you have cunts who are essentially news prostitutes, you only have to look at the BBC, Sky or ITV to see all the females are ‘good looking’ girls who got the jobs because of their looks & cock-sucking skills, not their journalistic merit.

Case in point: Channel 4’s Cathy Newman, this peroxide blazoned, 1980’s permed cunt caused a shit storm on Twitter some months ago because the stupid cunt turned up at the wrong Mosque in London, (she was going to do a report on an open day at a Mosque regarding women).

She was told she was at the wrong Mosque and was escorted out, that should of been the end of it, but no, she took to Twitter to tell the World she had been ushered out of the Mosque for being a woman (cleverly omitting she had gone to the wrong Mosque!) and her Tweet caused her to get a huge backlash of abuse (which she fully deserved).

She quickly told Twitter she was ‘taking a break’ but yet she is back Tweeting propaganda and also back on Channel News like nothing happened. What a fucking diabolical cunt both she is, and Channel 4 are for employing this fucking whore.

Now if I had posted that to Twitter the old bill would have been kicking in my door and hauling me off to court, but because she is a ‘journalist’ she received no punishment and continues to keep her very well paid job.
A journalist is supposed to report the facts, not fabricate a story to push an agenda!

Now I hate terrorists and Muslim fundamentalists as much as Nick Griffin, but come on, this is fucking bullshit.

Nominated by: Boaby

Pornography

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Modern porn is a cunt.

All plastic fuck bunnies with little regard for their own safety of self esteem. Who can forget the days of adventure, discovery and enlightenment of finding the old man’s stash of Mayfair at the bottom of the wardrobe when searching for your Christmas presents?

Even the arrival of the Gratham’s catalogue was only a swift hand shandy away from heaven.

Happy days…

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Black Friday & the Gullible Public

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What an absolute load of fucking shit, Black Friday has arrived and the Great British Public are out like sheep under the misguided illusion they are getting an ‘absolute bargain’.
If you ever needed proof that people are mind-controlled then look at Black Friday.
Hoards of arseholes stampeding through the shops like they hadn’t eaten for 3 weeks all to get their XBOX for half-price. Fighting over the products like it’s a scrap of bread in the Gulag.

Now if that was not proof enough people are fucking moronic mind-controlled cunts, then the assumption they are getting it half-price is even more proof.

NO you are not getting it half-price, you are getting:

1. The retailer making 100% mark-up instead of the usual 200%
2. Old technology which is now slower but also cheaper because it is essentially obsolete.

Have you seen the new iPhone 6s advert? It starts out by saying:
“This is iPhone 6S, Not much has changed except it responds to the pressure of your finger”

Well fuck-me, Mrs Boaby responds the pressure of my fist, especially this time of year.

So …..

FUCK BLACK FRIDAY, FUCK THE GULLIBLE BRITISH PUBLIC, FUCK APPLE, FUCK IPHONE 6S & FUCK MRS BOABY

Happy Christmas ?

Nominated by: Boaby

Vets

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Vets are greedy cunts. Just got back having taken my cat to the vet ( eye problem). I was in there 10 minutes, bill £103 pounds, £41 for ‘examination’ £52 for a ‘blood test’.

On top of this it seems the eye problem will require an operation. I am now waiting for a phone call to get the result of the blood test. They are not taking advantage of the love people have for their pets by any chance are they?

Nominated by: Ozmandias

Storm naming

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I want to cunt the piss stain who decided it would be a good idea to start naming storms.

So far we’ve had Storm Abigail and Storm Barney. I’ve written to the Met Office demanding that they name the next one ‘Storm Cuntflaps’.

It’s due to start with a C anyway.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw