Dead Pool [32]

Martin Crowe, former New Zealand cricketer

After one of the longest running Dead Pools I can remember, now we have one of the shortest – running only since 22nd February…

Congratulations to Richard Debo Debson who bags his third Dead Pool title by bagging former New Zealand cricketer, Martin Crowe who lost his battle with cancer. Tears no doubt being shed in the Flaxen Saxon household this morning seeing as how Flaxen is such a huge cricket fan!

Well done, Debo. That’s three out of the last five and another one towards the target of five held by Dioclese (me). Clearly I going to have to pull my socks up.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 32.

A reminder of the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Cara Delevingne

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Cara Delevingne is another nondescript rich little cunt who had everything handed to her on a golden plate (like Mark Ronson, Taylor Swift etc)… No talent whatsoever, just rich parents who grease palms…

Cara Delevingne also looks like a man… Give her a tache and she’d look like one of Lynyrd Skynyrd….

Nominated by: Norman

February 29th

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February the 29th is a right cunt if you’re on an annual salary.

Today all you permie cunts get to do a full day’s work for fuck all.

I’m paid by the hour, so I don’t give a shit. Happy Leap Day, cunts…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Car builders

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I would like to nominate my car and the cunt who built it!

My car appears in a number of online documentaries on “how to fuck up a decent car for my vanity”

Due to excellent editing he neglected to show those slight slips with the grinder as he cut the body down (cunt)
The fact that he forgot to put the body mounts between the chasis and body (cunt)
He saved a few pence swapping structural steel for shelf brackets (cunt)
Used duct tape in place of electrical tape (cunt)
Believes twisting wires on to terminals instead of using connectors is ok, (cunt)

In fact the guy is a total cunt if nothing more, his use of 5A lamp cable instead of the proper stuff just enforces my view that he is a total cunt.

My car is a cunt too for letting him do it to it.

Nominated by: Lord Benny

Review shows

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Review shows are a celebricunt magnet!

I have been trying to think of a name that describes this cunting and that is what I have come up with. You know the shows I mean where they get a load of past it, washed up Celebrities who get no work so they end up on these shows. It was alright in the seventies, and all the other nostalgic shit titles they come up with are crap shows. Some unfunny cunt or cunts tries to be funny recalling how ‘wild’ it was back then or how ‘you couldn’t be like that these days’.

That Sinitta cunt is always on them and that ‘Comedian’ Romesh Ranganathan is usually on them as well talking shit. I don’t know who are worse, the cunt ‘Producers’ of these shows who can’t come up with anything original or the Celebricunts who accept offer to talk shit on these shows. One thing is for sure you watch these shows and they get worse as they go on, and you then start to realise these Celebricunts think the show is all about them and how they felt about whatever the stupid topic is.

The cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt