Brits living abroad

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Can I cunt the term ‘ex-pat’?

It is just a word people use to avoid the word ‘immigrant’ while usually moaning about other immigrants who move the UK.

You’re not an ‘ex-pat’ you’re a fucking immigrant. Deal with it.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

It brought a smile to my face when two Brits living abroad … ‘Golden girls’ by the sound of it were interviewed on how they were going to vote … pre-EU referendum …

“We’re voting remain, got to keep the pension, health care etc etc money coming from the UK” … and when asked how they’d vote if they were living back in the UK … “Oh, we’d vote leave … ’cause of all them immigrants” … Aaaaargh!

Hypocritical, self-centred .. me, me, me, Immigrant Cunts !!

Nominated by: Boilmypiss

Sponsored links

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Sponsored links are cunts.

Those cunty things, that cover nearly every news websites grip my shit. Taboola are my number one hate. “A great way to check your ppi status” or “this new treatment is taking your area by storm” or “25 cunts who fucked up their faces with surgery, number 18 will make your jaw drop” are only things a cunt would click on. They are fucking everywhere.

And, as I do most of my net browsing on a tablet, it is easy to accidentally click on these fucking things when the web page is loading. And, when they pop up, they are just portals for other adverts. I know the news sites must get their revenue from somewhere, but why can’t they get it from a more upmarket source, like selling smack, or human organs for transplant.

Cunts

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Champagne socialism

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Yes it’s easy to be a hardcore socialist/green activist when you’re minted.

Most folk where the notion of socialism actually fits are too busy trying to grind out a living to give two shits what these cunts think on their behalf!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Long haul flights

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Long haul flights really are an acute pain in my cock.

Some people have no ability to sit still for even ten minutes without shuffling around and causing grief like they’ve just had their cock rammed in a hornets nest. Also these fucking pissed up cunters causing havoc and trying to get into the cockpit are the worst kind of aircunts around. Two well-aimed taps would do the trick. Trying to stir up shit in a long alloy tube at 30,000ft is on page one of the shit ideas guide.

Added to that, screaming kids fighting each other over toys while their deliberately oblivious parents pretend they can’t hear and it’s a vision of hell. I might not even bother renewing my passport. It’s nice when you get the other end, but it’s the shit you have to do to get there. A lot of these places are overrated anyway.

Nominated by: Twatvarnish

(It’s alright in business class tho’ – Dio)

iphone 7

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The iphone 7 is a cunt.

I have used Apple Mac computers since the late 90s way before all these post ipod cunts jumped on the bandwagon. The reason I have stuck with them is that they are the best and are best for my music production software. When it comes to phones though what the fuck are people queuing all night outside the Store to hopefully get a free one, it’s a phone you cunts.

I just realised some of these cunts camped outside the shop for a WEEK, to get the iphone 6. So they probably been doing the same for the iphone 7. 

I think these cunts need to be sent to deepest darkest Africa where they don’t even have landlines, and then see how they get on without Cuntbook and Twitter. The fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Black and White cunt