Can somebody please explain to me why it’s OK for some musicless hip hop cunt to shout ‘nigger’ 50 times during a ‘song’ and yet when an MP lets slip a common phrase in use for centuries and says ‘nigger in the woodpile’ she’s suspended from the Tory party? Has Treeza got fuck all better to do? The woman let it slip, she apologised, job done, move on.

So now we have the language police deciding what words are acceptable and what are not. Orwell’s newspeak in full flow. It’s bullshit, plain and simple.

Anyone remember ‘Love Thy Neighbour’? Can’t see them re-running that on the TV any time soon. Sambo, coon, nig nog all bandied about non stop so we could laugh at the stupid biggotted white twat and see him for what he was. Or how about ‘Till Death Us Do Part’ and Garnet ranting on about immigrant coons and randy scouse gits?

This is how such things should be treated, but not in the wonderful 21st century PC they’re not. Well, not if they’re white on black anyway because it only seems to work that way round. Ask Dianne Abbott.

The cunts that are jumping up and down about this need to get a life and a sense of proportion. Cunts one and all

Play the fucking white man!

Nominated by Dioclese

May I nominate a cunt, friends?

My sister recently emailed me to say how excited she was at having bumped into (ambushed in the street like teen-ager!) Dara O’Briain. Oh yes, I replied. He’s a cunt isn’t he?

Yes he is, and here’s why. Some time ago Rory Bremner explained why he doesn’t do Islam jokes: Afraid to, as indeed I would be. I forgave the lily livered fucker, as he was actually highlighting the situation, and making a point without putting his bottom on the line.

Dara O’Briain however is a slimy, dishonest cunt. Listen to the lying bastard:
“You do get people giving out and going ‘Well, you know, you will joke about the Christians but you won’t joke about the Muslims, huh, why is that?’ To which my slightly angry response is: my job is not to write YOU jokes about Muslims. I’ll write about stuff I know and I KNOW about growing up Catholic, but the Muslim stuff, you know…? It’s not any comedian’s job to supply angry people with anti-Muslim material, and it’s a question you hear a lot, as if somehow that balance should exist.”

So why isn’t O’Briain angry? Maybe if he had to pick bits of his daughter’s brain out of his hair he might manage a “slightly angry response” to that. It wasn’t his daughter though was it?

So, Dara isn’t angry, he can just hide behind his cowardly immoral politics, and expect us to believe he’s human. He’s a fucking worm.

Nominated by The Arsebishop of Cunterbury.

Can I nominate for a royal cunting Weatherspoons?

I have been told they are the reason for a few of my favourite locals being put out of action.

I refused to be drawn to such a mighty symbol of the globalist elite, putting hard working grubby locals out of business.

Problem is I went into one of the culprits yesterday and found Doombar to be £2 a pint, a bowl chips topped with goodness at £3 a bowl, the atmosphere was terrific and the décor superb.

This throws me quite the conundrum. One of my favourite moans is that it is impossible to go out on £20 and pubs have lost their atmosphere. I am now faced with choice between getting stung at my local or capitulating to the den of commercialism. For that dilemma weatherspoons are complete and utter cunts.

Also having re-read the above and realising that I am becoming a middle class yuppy makes them even bigger cunts on a personal level than before.

Nominated by bandwagoncunter.